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ABIGAIL BRESLIN KRISTEN STEWART I'm a talkative person because I like to get to know a person and I like you to get to know me. LISARAYE MCCOY-MISICK MALUMA I think some people wished I'd kept myself out of the book. But I kind of insist on it because I... HELEN GARNER JACKIE EVANCHO LONI LOVE DAMON ALBARN STEVE MARABOLI RYAN GUZMAN GENE WILDER I actually feel like I have developed friendships through Twitter, people that I've worked with ... BRYAN GREENBERG I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he&... ADDISON TIMLIN DANIEL TOSH With 'Palo Alto' as the catalyst, I've surrounded myself with people that have kind of c... JACK KILMER CEELO GREEN AMY SEDARIS People who know your work and know your personality, they know your strengths and weaknesses. A dire... DOUG JONES TOM PETTY IGGY AZALEA NATHAN FIELDER I'm a shy person. I don't know if it's in my DNA to share with the world. LISA BONET When I'm an audience member I do not want to go and see something that I already know, I want to... MEREDITH MONK I like to stay in touch with the fans via social media a lot. I really get involved through Twitter ... EDY GANEM CATIE CURTIS NELLY FURTADO MARK FEUERSTEIN PETE WENTZ JOHN MADDEN My compositions are, I would say, like pages ripped from a diary that I don't really want to sha... CECILE MCLORIN SALVANT MARIA BAMFORD If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that charac... ELIZA COUPE LUCAS TILL I'm kind of like a samurai. They say if you want to be a samurai, you can't be afraid of dyi... YVON CHOUINARD JOHN GREEN DOLLY PARTON I have to say, I'm good with gifts. If I find something perfect for a certain person, I'll j... JULIAN CASABLANCAS People have mentioned, 'Maybe you should try to be more sexy. Look at how this butt stuff propel... KIESZA BRUCE RAUNER One of the biggest things I used to struggle with was about things like going on holiday. Whereas al... DOUGLAS BOOTH GAIL COLLINS I feel like maybe I'm part of that generation that became more of a gamer than a video consumer.... FELICIA DAY TIONNE WATKINS I want to do something that people can really say, 'Hey, man, that was good, I'm proud of yo... BERNIE MAC I'm a sensationalist. I'm a big mouth. I get attention. In this world you have to - if you w... BILL O'REILLY I'm a sensationalist. I'm a big mouth. I get attention. In this world you have to - if you w... BILL O'REILLY People want to know that I'm a person of conviction. KAREN HANDEL DAVID CHANG I like to get suggestions on what to read. I'll look at Twitter, people I like, people I admire.... VANCE JOY I don't want to stand in front of a whole lot of fakeys. If I'm going to meet someone and sa... DAMIEN RICE I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I&#... TOM LENK VICTORIA BECKHAM PARIS HILTON SEAN YOUNG Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm au... ADAM PALLY JOEL MADDEN XAVIER DOLAN I'm a normal person. You say something about me, I'm going to say something back, funny or n... AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-of... CHELSEA PERETTI ELLEN BARKIN OSMAN RASHID ABRAHAM A. RIBICOFF VINCE VAUGHN JENSEN ACKLES ANNA KENDRICK I know I'm likeable, but living with me is different. Yes, I can be charming. That desire to ple... JOHN GRANT VICTORIA BECKHAM When I put something into motion, the creativity starts to make other people want to jump in, and th... ADAM SHANKMAN TOM COLICCHIO BILL COSBY BETTY WHITE SAM BROWNBACK NAIMA ADEDAPO GARY VAYNERCHUK I love what I do. I don't do it for the money. I work on behalf of investors that I like and wan... 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