I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

When you hear that you're going to be working with a first-time director, sometimes that can be a concern to people.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.