I'm tired of being labelled anti-American because I ask questions.

You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.

You guys have the longest questions.

The American public is sick and tired of being lied to.

They're going to ask those questions.

Over the years, my marks on paper have landed me in all sorts of courts and controversies - I have been comprehensively labelled; anti-this and anti-that, anti-social, anti-football, anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-Semitic, anti-science, anti-republican, anti-American, anti-Australian - to recall just an armful of the antis.