I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

I may be no better, but at least I am different.

I may not be where I want to be, but thank God I am not where I used to be.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me.

Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same.