I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.

I know I'm not much on face value, but when it comes to stage value, I'll deliver for you.

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.