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I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach.' Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.


Teri Garr

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BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
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GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take...
SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
SENECA I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
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ISAIAH WASHINGTON Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it.
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BROOKE SMITH If somebody smiles at me on the street, I'm like, 'Hi, have a nice day!'
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PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' I'm savoring being in California every minute, learning that traffic is just God's way of sa...
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DAKOTA FANNING I've done my best to work from a place of humility - always looking over your shoulder saying, &...
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AARON SPELLING I will tell you that I'm a bit of a snob. I love film, and I would like to work in film, and I&#...
KELLY MASTERSON With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ...
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ERIC DANE I've had an unbelievable life. I've been very lucky. You do create your own luck too, you kn...
LIAM NEESON My father was very methodical about life. He'd always ask me, 'Now, what's your system? ...
JEFF MACNELLY When I was young, I'd fight everyone who insisted I'd be an actress. I'd say, 'No wa...
IRELAND BALDWIN I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandelier...
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BRAM COHEN Preparation is a mentality... With wrestling being my background, I've always learned to overwor...
DOMINICK CRUZ I've had a good run. I've built a lot of things that work and a lot of things that didn'...
CARROLL SHELBY I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i...
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STEPHEN COLLETTI Basically, I have no place in organized politics. By coming to the British Parliament, I've allo...
BERNADETTE DEVLIN It wasn't long before people discovered the final horrors of letting an urchin into Parliament.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN One American said that the most interesting thing about Holy Ireland was that its people hate each o...
BERNADETTE DEVLIN To gain what is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying &#...
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JILL SCOTT I have always said I've had a big personality, and I've always said I'm a pushy broad, a...
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CANDACE KITA If I had to describe myself, I wouldn't use words like 'hero.' I wouldn't use 'p...
EDWARD SNOWDEN A great epiphany: I found out that I'm totally confused and I'm good with that. I'm cons...
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ELIZABETH MERIWETHER All people - African, European, American - worry about being different. But I've learned that th...
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RAMI MALEK I've always had a 'Work hard, play hard' attitude to life - I still do - but sometimes y...
DAMIAN LEWIS I'd like them to say that Shirley Chisholm had guts. That's how I'd like to be remembere...
SHIRLEY CHISHOLM It doesn't sound that cool to say it, but I still get nervous for any show. But it's differe...
JOSH DUN Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is,...
HUGH HEFNER I've heard people say I'm a Curry and that helped me get where I am. Sometimes I think it...
SETH CURRY I've had trouble being in relationships and writing. This has been a real problem for me. I don&...
LUCINDA WILLIAMS If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but...
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A. J. COOK I don't analyze what I'm doing. I've read convincing interpretations of my work, and som...
CINDY SHERMAN I'd rather be a face for happiness and doing things that you have a passion for, rather than fak...
ELENA DELLE DONNE I testify that this work in which we're engaged is the Lord's work. I've felt His sustai...
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DAVID BAUTISTA Sometimes, I get so annoyed when other people brag. And sometimes, I know that I'm better than t...
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TIM BURTON 'Fiancee' is a very fun word to say, because I never thought I would have a fiancee or be a ...
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JIM HARRISON I'd like to have kids and a wife, and you know, drop them off at school and like, do normal thin...
ED SHEERAN I'd be lying if I didn't say there were days when I went back and said, 'I wish I'd ...
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