Adam Sandler
Related One caller said that when he called in May, he said I was a moron, ... He said I'm no longer a moron... TIM PURPURA LIBBA BRAY CARL ICAHN Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what... DAN ABRAMS If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me. MEGYN KELLY ILONA ANDREWS GEORGE CARLIN I look at someone like Peter and I think, 'You're a moron.' JOHNNY BORRELL BOB KNIGHT STEVE-O GEORGE CARLIN GLENN BECK MARY LAMBERT I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've ... JOEL SCHUMACHER I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, ... BOBBY W. MILLER H.L. MENCKEN They say it makes me sound like a moron. ELI COHEN GEORGE CLOONEY otherwise I have to declare him a moron, an idiot or a nefarious bastard. DICK CHENEY MADELEINE L'ENGLE PETER DRUCKER PETER F. DRUCKER DAVID OGILVY J.D. SALINGER J. D. SALINGER I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot o... JOEL SCHUMACHER "when some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like shut up, your a moron, I h... GREEN DAY To keep the edge, you just keep doing something new. I'm not gonna say that working is easy, but... CHARLES POLLOCK DEREK LANDY JOHN MCENROE Mourn on you moron ! RADEN HARYO BISMO DAVID OGILVY ANTHONY HOPKINS The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the indus... HANNA ROSIN Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro... EOIN COLFER JASPER CARROTT STEPHENIE MEYER AARON MCGRUDER That's the gutsiest coaching call I've ever seen. I think a lot of credit goes to Coach [Urban] Meye... BRIAN FERENTZ JOHN MCENROE ANTHONY HOPKINS If moron can do it... let him do. ELECTROJIT ROBIN HOBB ROBIN HOBB JOHN GOTTI Some people are stupid. so stupid, like real morons. But look, that's not against the Law RAYAN BLACK ADAM SANDLER ALICE SEBOLD SHERRILYN KENYON CLIVE JAMES J.K. ROWLING ZOSIA MAMET TED RALL BILL GOLDBERG ALICE COOPER Each of us is sometimes a cretin, a fool, a moron, or a lunatic. A normal person is just a reasonabl... UMBERTO ECO Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre. PENNIE LILLIAN Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I Facebook only has a 'like' button because they couldn't fit 'will you just sod off you moronic creti... JOHN LEWINGTON KATHLEEN EDWARDS It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui... LEWIS BLACK OZZY OSBOURNE PETER BERG Well I'm a third-generation musician. My Grandfather's a musician and my father and mother w... SAM RIVERS LANA DEL REY MICHAEL LEVINE MICHAEL LEVINE NICK GOEPPER JOE WURZELBACHER REZA ASLAN TONY DANZA BILL WATTERSON An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot sma... RAY PALLA SATCHEL PAIGE [...] that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death pe... NEIL GAIMAN KAGE BAKER I'm a native West Virginian and I've been called everything from a hillbilly to a stump jump... JOHN RAESE Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conv... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms. , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into th... , INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
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I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera. 
I have never called Dick Parsons a moron. I don't think Dick Parsons is a moron. Nothing could be fa... 
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. 
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to... 
I would have been an absolute moron, an absolute moron, with the things that have been laid down on ... 
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I&... 
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. 
Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musi... 
Nature abhors a moron. 
I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid. 
Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I... 
The computer is a moron. 
The computer is a moron. 
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. 
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. 
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. 
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? 
The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife. 
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the oth... 
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute M... 
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! 
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. 
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? 
I was lousy in school. Real screwed up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other k... 
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron in... 
When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron i... 
You're calling the shots around here. I explained to this f------ moron more than two weeks ago, bef... 
My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. A... 
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and mor... 
Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin ... 
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. 
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I ... 
I'm a little bit of a weirdo - I'm kind of a loner, I didn't go to college, I spend a lo... 
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. 
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and co... 
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you'... 
I'm a huge fan of a lot of different genres of music, and I really felt like somehow I had been ... 
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family ... 
I'm a huge fan of the Navy. My father was a Naval historian, and I've been studying Naval ba... 
I'm a writer first and a singer second. And then I started editing my own videos when I was 17, ... 
They want incendiary reactions. Why be a real journalist when you can call Alec Baldwin a moron and ... 
They want incendiary reactions, ... Why be a real journalist when you can call Alec Baldwin a moron ... 
I like to think that faith has been a part of my life since I was a lot younger. It's definitely... 
Since I became part of the zeitgeist, I've been called a sellout many times. 
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business ... 
I'm a union guy; I've always been. I've been in SAG 35 years; my father was a garbage ma... 
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i... 
I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old. 
I believe [...] that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death pe... 
I'm still learning my craft, and I've been writing since I was nine. 
I like sitting and writing with my buddies. 
My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he ... 
Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear... 
I auditioned in Chicago for Juilliard and didn't get in. I was basically living in a back room o... 
When I was getting started, I was so busy just fighting my way through, and I was under contract at ... 
When you wear a mask and create a character, nothing will pigeonhole you faster. 
Once people take ownership over the decision to receive feedback, they're less defensive about i... 
You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care. 
Bush already gave obscene tax breaks to people like me and Warren Buffet, and we are saying it's... 
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. ... 
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. 
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a de... 
I consider The O.C. as my college. It was four years and I made friends who I'll have forever. 
Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been loo... 
I always enjoyed movies and in hindsight I realise how captivating they were to me. 
I always believed in if you give your best, people will see it, and it moves to the next level. I go... 
When I initially started acting, all I wanted to do was to be in one movie. That's it. That was ... 
I learned the mechanics of how to fly a plane, but I never lifted a plane off the ground.