I've been going on Twitter every week going, 'Guys, you have to watch '2 Broke Girls' because it's incredible.

A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?'

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

I have a really, really great girl in my life right now.

It's incredible. You can go broke.