I've been through several of his campaigns, and I can tell you nobody can out-campaign Rick Perry.

Rick Perry just doesn't get it,

Nobody in the Washington regulatory bureaucracy gets fired for saying no.

It's said that you can tell a lot about someone by who opposes them. In the case of liberal pundit Bill Maher - a man who called America's actions cowardly in the wake of 9/11 and who mocked WWII veterans who wanted to visit the monument built in their honor - I wear his disapproval of me as a badge of honor.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

As much as I hate to say it, what I'm coming to realize is that all we're really able to do is put the brakes on. Imagine going real fast in a Flintstones car, and my heel is out there. I went to Washington to change the world, and all I can do is put my heel out.