I've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked. And even the angel Gabriel would struggle to survive with that hanging over his head. It's inevitable that one day, someone, somewhere will say that I've offended them, and that will be that.
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Related The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... ARUNDHATI ROY The road will be one long, I'm sure at that. So far the real friends are few, but few more challange... DEYTH BANGER There's not one film that I've ever made that could get made today by a studio, not one - ev... ROB REINER Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN The problem with a lot of Indian boys and girls is that they do not approach their partner, they are... APURVA GAGLANI I believe that vinyl will outlast CDs. CONOR OBERST I like how people will post pictures of me with other women that I adore, hugging on red carpets, an... KERRY WASHINGTON Who am I? I am that. Nothing can change that. Words, intellect and concepts can never reach that. It... AMIT RAY I believe that all men and women will be saved. PAT BUCKLEY I would love to tell you that it's been absolutely perfect, that I've been a man that's ... A.J. STYLES All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD I will concede to you one thing - 'Hustler' is offensive, even to the point of being iconocl... LARRY FLYNT I've been asked to write an autobiography, and I've started it a couple of times, on differe... JOHN SAXON I hope that people will realize that the struggle to make a life better with a sibling is worth it. MARIE BRENNER I believe that I have such a vanilla life. JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have always told the truth. ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER All I will say is that I'm playing a lot of different roles that, to be honest, are more interes... SOPHIE MARCEAU I've always been scared of advertising folk. I've met them at parties and I've been to t... EVAN DAVIS If only one in 1,000 people that I talk to goes on to write a good book, that's one more good bo... GARTH NIX I have some assets that over time will be worth something. I've been in the process of selling o... BERNARD EBBERS Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... DEYTH BANGER I've always had a man's mindset, and that's why I mostly have men friends, and that'... KARRINE STEFFANS I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented. JOHN MAYER I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other co... GABRIEL IGLESIAS I realized the other day that I've lived in New York longer than I've lived anywhere else. I... DAVID BOWIE I hope that my family will continue in another thousand years. FREDERIK, CROWN PRINCE OF DENMARK I believe that national sovereignties will shrink in the face of universal interdependence. JACQUES YVES COUSTEAU I'm a journalist; I love doing interviews, and I hope that will continue. DAVID GREGORY I had forgotten that God, or the world, or whatever carves the rules in stone, doesn't give you time... TANA FRENCH I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries argu... JAMES JOYCE I believe that what we call beautiful is generally a by-product. DOROTHEA LANGE It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone... DAVID WALLIAMS I am a father, I am very aware of the things that I'm putting out in the world knowing that one ... DAVID OYELOWO I hope that memory is valued - that we do not lose memory. STUDS TERKEL I've had every chemo in the alphabet, most of them more than once. Some of them that aren't ... CRAIG SAGER If your watch is slow by just four minutes, that's not much - unless you've been warned that... ZIG ZIGLAR I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fi... MARILYN MONROE I think on civilian casualties they could do more. It's actually something I've discussed wi... DANIEL OKRENT That's going to be VEEEEEEERYYYY Nasty.... DEYTH BANGER Speed Reader: Nothing more than… "Getting knowledge in a fast way". (Note: What's that?... DEYTH BANGER We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. WINSTON CHURCHILL The road to salvation is filled with many false dark turn-offs, if you take those roads they will le... GARY F EVANS... Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea... JODI PICOULT I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understa... CAITLIN STASEY I'm really not thick-skinned - my wife will tell you that I take sunsets personally - but I know... JERRY LEWIS I believe that a politician needs to be with people. RAHUL GANDHI I believe that fate is choices - it's not chance. WAYNE NEWTON I believe that dogma is often evil. PAT BUCKLEY I believe that sex is good and so is the body. PAT BUCKLEY You are the ultimate freedom, peace and bliss - free from the trace of desire, fear and doubts. AMIT RAY As a theist I believe that God exists and that God creates. PHILLIP E. JOHNSON I believe that Obamacare is bad for America. DAN WEBSTER I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure tha... LARRY DAVID I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I'v... LUCAS BLACK I've always said that one night, I'm going to find myself in some field somewhere, I'm s... DREW BARRYMORE So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked. JOSE MOURINHO I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. MAE WEST The way I see it: Why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed? -ERIC FOREMAN THAT 70'S SHOW I've been using makeup since I was ten years old. I've learned a lot of do's and don'... BECKY G If someone gave me the chance to create something, I put myself into it. I just want to try to do so... BILLY WEST I don't even think my children are aware of what I've done. When somebody will ask me for my... JACLYN SMITH I will never stop questioning. I will never stop wanting more and discovering other things and wanti... DAVID HALLBERG I will say that when I first came out to the States to work on 'Jericho,' that was the only ... LENNIE JAMES I'm just an actor, and if I can leave something behind that my kids will be proud of, then that&... JOHNNY DEPP I've been blackmailed a billion times. I've been sued for ridiculous things. At one point in... R. KELLY For the last three years, I've been working on 'Bromst,' and that's all that encompa... DAN DEACON Back in the day, when the D.J. would be playing a record, I'd be on the mic trying to hype up th... FLAVOR FLAV I believe that any art communicates what you're in the mood to receive. LARRY RIVERS I obviously enjoy being wealthy. It's enabled me to have a career that I've chosen and not o... JAMIE JOHNSON You have to keep challenging yourself. I've always tried to do that, and I'm not saying I... PAUL WELLER I've found that there's a lot to invigorate in any country or destination - it's all abo... BOB BEAMON I've been to the studio several times, and it's not that I'm not happy with what I'v... EVAN PARKER I've made mistakes, I've misspoke, I am sure I will again sometime, but that happens, that... CURT SCHILLING I believe that the plight of life and all existence is to master one's self, you know, one day a... CEELO GREEN Awards are wonderful. I've been nominated many times and I've won many awards. But my journe... TOM CRUISE Ever since I was a small child, I've had this feeling - it's in my nature, and so it's n... CHARLOTTE RAMPLING I've been told I sold 110m albums and singles. If that's the case, I should've come here... ADAM ANT By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that... TERRY PRATCHETT One thing I've been thinking about is taking the social issues out of national politics. For exa... JOE WURZELBACHER I've been the lull, and I've been the storm and also somewhere in between. But that's OK... KARAN JOHAR I'm not a natural writer like, let's say - I'm not talking about Arthur Miller; that'... GENE WILDER While I can't promise you that I'm going to be a perfect candidate and I can't promise y... ALEXI GIANNOULIAS I've always been a guy that's liked a crowd and having people around cheering for me. I'... MATT KUCHAR I love going one-on-one with someone. That's what I do. I've never lost. It's a whole di... KOBE BRYANT I'm essentially a humorist and, I think, a pretty good one. I've known all along that 'M... DERF I can't hurt any more than I've been hurt, I can't cry any more than I've cried. I... CHERYL COLE I think Scotland will become an independent country. I've always believed that. It means that if... NICOLA STURGEON I've come to accept that the life of a frontrunner is a hard one, that he will suffer more injur... PELE I would say of characters I've created, the one I've felt the most connected to emotionally ... MICHAEL KORYTA I've learned the hard way at the national level that any erroneous statement will very quickly b... MICHELE BACHMANN When I look back at many of the moments of wonder, awe, or terror that I've got from science fic... ALASTAIR REYNOLDS I've been told by a lot of people after concerts that they felt the show was just for them. And ... BARBARA MANDRELL If I say I've got two versions of Word - that old one from 1982 that's perfect, with zero de... NATHAN MYHRVOLD Hopefully, one day people will be able to look at Mumford & Sons and say, 'that's a care... BEN LOVETT I believe that whatever comes at a particular time is a blessing from God. A. R. RAHMAN At this point, I've really failed at a lot of things. It's nice to be able to say that, in a... STEVE-O And their conviction is that if it is done with that kind of purity it will go somewhere. I believe ... DANIEL BERRIGAN The negativity will always be there. I think that's for any actress or actor. But I think you... AMY JACKSON
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