I've been very fortunate in the things I've had in my life. But, at the same time, I wish I had the same types of memories as everyone else.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I wish people could get over the hang-up of subtitles, although at the same time, you know, that's kind of why I'm kind of pro dubbing.

If we could control time we would lose control of everything else.

Anything and everything is possible. The question is; Will time grant such wish?

I wish no teams had cheerleaders. I find it more distracting than anything else.