I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

I don't drink Pellegrino and Perrier, but my nieces and nephews do.

I'm from a big family. I've got 10 nieces and nephews.

Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.