I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief.

Oh, well, that's just Bill Clinton.

There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton was relentless, eloquent and truly charming.

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.