I've had people turn up to book signings with knives, with guns.

I've learned at the book signings that everyone has obstacles.

I've loved traveling around the country and meeting people at book signings.

I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.

I meet people on the street or at book signings and they tend to treat me as if they know me, as if we're connected. It's great.

I've had no fewer than three young women on separate occasions come up to me at book signings and unzip their pants, turn around, and drop them to show me that they had 'Bonnie lassie' tattooed across their rumpuses!