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I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.


Joan Rivers

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MARIE HELVIN I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing ...
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LAUREN CONRAD My thinking about plastic surgery is this. I haven't had it, but never say never. Because when y...
DIANE KEATON After I die if I am buried I will rot. If I am burnt I will become ash but if my body is donated I w...
AMIT ABRAHAM I think women in Hollywood who don't do Botox and plastic surgery are revered. I revere them... ...
EVANGELINE LILLY I never had plastic surgery. I had a nose procedure done because I had to. I had no cartilage in my ...
TAMAR BRAXTON I love eggs so much. I feel like my day hasn't started until I've had eggs. I'm probably...
NORAH JONES My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were de...
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SI ROBERTSON I don't have a problem with someone having plastic surgery, but I think it's crazy for everyone to h...
EVA GREEN I've had some surgery and shoulder problems.
IM DONG-HYUN I look fine. I've had no surgery apart from an operation I had decades ago to remove the fat und...
DAVID CASSIDY When I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction.
STEVEN WRIGHT My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demons...
NATALIE PORTMAN I knew going into this stretch that it was going to be rigorous, and I had no idea how my body would...
GREG NORMAN I have not had any plastic surgery in any shape or form. No implants. And my hair is not dyed.
PIERCE BROSNAN That was my idea, I didn't want that joker to get hit in the face. He had a lot of plastic surgery.
DANNY CARLISLE If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private ...
FRANCES CONROY When you look at women who have had plastic surgery, they have lost something - usually an expressio...
BO DEREK I think I have had so much blessing - I've had my brother, who was brilliant - I think my family...
MAYA ANGELOU Even though I've had the body of work I've had, and the success I've had, I do not rest ...
JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no ide...
JON CRYER I've never had surgery. I don't drink. I don't go out. My shoulders, back, legs, hip, th...
ERIC WEDDLE I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an ...
LADY GAGA When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don&...
CHELSEA PERETTI But I've had to act and not depend on my voice so much.
SAMANTHA MUMBA I had six silly tattoos done when I was young and I bitterly regret them. I've thought about las...
ANDRE BENJAMIN I've always had a bigger body, even when I was 18.
BILLY BUTLER My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and re...
MELISSA MCCARTHY I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.
COURTNEY LOVE He will probably have to get plastic surgery. We had a hard time without him, but they were the more...
BRIAN FITZGERALD I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of th...
TRINI LOPEZ With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS I don't think badly of or oppose having plastic surgery. I once seriously thought of it, but I d...
PARK SHIN-HYE White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assu...
JIMI HENDRIX Being a person who has had plastic surgery and goes to the gym five days a week to work my muscles u...
FAYE WATTLETON I don't care what I look like. I must be comfortable. Some of my friends have plastic surgery an...
MIRIAM MARGOLYES I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.
BETH DITTO When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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IRINA SHAYK My body doesn't have any rhythm, you know. I've got quite good rhythm when I'm singing b...
ADELE I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full th...
JOAN RIVERS I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in th...
SCARLETT JOHANSSON Friends are really important, especially when you've had the successes that I've had. I'...
FERRAN ADRIA I used to get taxed on my allowance. Yeah, I've been taxed since I was a little kid. And at the ...
LAUREN CONRAD I only have so much ring time that my body can endure. I've had four surgeries on my knees, arth...
RONDA ROUSEY When I was getting injured so much, I spoke to my family and my manager and said, 'I need my bod...
ALEXANDRE PATO I see women in their 30s getting plastic surgery, pulling this up and tucking that back. It's li...
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JUDY GOLD I've gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won't even wear shorts and a br...
FIONA APPLE People can come in within six weeks of their surgery and donate a pint of blood which will be reserv...
HEATHER PARSONS Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.
NAWAL EL SAADAWI I don't need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.
COURTNEY LOVE I believe in low light and trick mirrors.
I believe in plastic surgery.
ANDY WARHOL I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body.
WINSTON BENNETT When my sister Joan arrived, I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvellou...
MAEVE BINCHY We had so much press, and then they get bored... I think we've done well to keep going.
EMMA ANDERSON I'm just naturally quite toned. My dad was like a body builder, so I've got my dad's bod...
REBECCA MADER If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you...
SHANNEN DOHERTY My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've...
LEE IACOCCA Originally, I thought English was more my home. But Spanish is so much more romantic. I've had t...
LA INDIA I don’t need any plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.
COURTNEY LOVE I'm so lucky, I've been so successful, so much has come my way. I want to give back.
VENDELA KIRSEBOM I don't get bothered by people saying what they say. I'm a happy person and I'm happy wi...
ASHLEE SIMPSON I find it interesting that 16-year-olds are having plastic surgery. People in their 40s used to thin...
JANE SEYMOUR You can't treat an illness with cosmetic surgery, and that's why it would be great if there ...
SHARON STONE Today I would say, 'I am against plastic surgery.' It's a grave act. An act that touches...
EMMANUELLE BEART I've had a very supportive mother my entire life, so I've had strong women around me.
NINA ARIANDA I always wanted to play Joan of Arc. I've always wanted to do that. Now I'm thinking, 'M...
ELLEN BURSTYN I've noticed with my own kids, it seems like they have so much more homework than I did.
JOHN LASSETER I've never had a body issue; I've never had a self-confidence issue, and there's been ve...
ZENDAYA There's cleanliness to how I eat now. I'm much more in tune with my body, so now that I'...
ALANIS MORISSETTE I've learned, after 18 years of gathering information, to eat, then check in with my body - how ...
CARLA KORBES You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you...
PAM BONDI I love Los Angeles, and I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love...
ANDY WARHOL I've had presidents in my lifetime - and I'm old enough to have seen several - that I really...
POWERS BOOTHE I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
CALVIN KLEIN I've had so much success. I had something to say, I got to say it, people heard it, and they agr...
JOSS WHEDON When I was a model, everybody was scrutinising me and I felt I had to go to the gym because my figur...
SAMANTHA FOX What's going to happen when I die? I may be buried, or I may be cremated, I may give my body to ...
RICHARD DAWKINS I grew up very differently than a lot of other people in my hometown in Mississippi. But I can't...
TAYLOR SPREITLER One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually...
NOUREEN DEWULF I don't know if I've ever had a memorable body check. It's not really part of my game.
STEVE YZERMAN I will always listen to my coaches. But first I listen to my body. If what they tell me suits my bod...
HAILE GEBRSELASSIE I adore the incredibly tight clothing! My own wardobe's changed - I've streamlined a little ...
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS I've gotten to wear such beautiful clothes and had such a variety and it's just been so nice...
LEIGHTON MEESTER I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON If I had a donor call tomorrow, it would be a challenge, They'll be welcome to donate as much as the...
STEVE THOMPSON My first manager, Suzanne DeWalt, saw a play I was in. She was invited by the director Joan Scheckel...
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FRANCINE RIVERS Sideways rain. We threw it 59 times (actually 57).
PHILIP RIVERS Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS