I've met people who will go to a movie that I can't stand and they say that they saw that movie ten times. There's something they like and identified in that movie, and I don't see it.

People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that you have now finished your little comedy monologue; now I have something to say regarding what I've just heard.

I want to do an action movie where they say, 'Go the gym and get ripped like Linda Hamilton.'

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'

People want to say something negative before they say something good.

But as they say about sharks, it's not the ones you see that you have to worry about, it's the ones you don't see.