I've never guided my life. I've just been whipped along by the waves I'm sitting in. I don't make plans at all. Plans are what make God laugh. You can make plans, you can make so many plans, but they never go right, do they?

I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.

I've never been fired in my life.

I've never eaten just a few bites of things I liked in my life.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I'd love to claim that what I have done in my life is of my doing, but it's not of my doing at all. I've blown around in the wind like a mad thing, influenced by this and that - like a piece of paper: like the boy in that scene in 'American Beauty' watching a piece of paper blowing hither and thither.