Garry Shandling
Related But I don't only get recognized for 'Friday the 13th.' I was on a TV show called' I&... BETSY PALMER NICK CANNON BEN SCHNETZER I don't know why a computer game can't be an art form just as a puppet show or an opera is. ... FRED SABERHAGEN I don't think anyone who runs a TV show would ever say to you, 'I have a grasp on running a ... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER I've done all of them except for Oprah. My shoes were on Oprah but they ran out of time so I was... MATTHEW MCGRORY JIM HENSON DANA CARVEY Some people say I appeared on the Phil Donahue show to tell 'my' sex change story but I'... EILEEN DAVIDSON I've always loved painting, although I never show anyone what I've done. Mainly because I do... JUDI DENCH I don't mind being called a puppet. But I'm the puppet of the people. JOKO WIDODO I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tel... SIMON COWELL RABIH ALAMEDDINE I've just written this six-part sketch comedy series, which I've never done before. And I do... DAVID ALPAY Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't real... IAN ST. JOHN When I come offstage, if I've done a bad show or had a bad night, the fact that everybody was st... WAYNE NEWTON HELEN HUNT When you put a puppet on your hand, you become the puppet. The reward is when the kids ask the puppe... HEATHER ALLEN LOU REED When I was first pitched the show, I was like, 'Oh, God, a soapy show called 'Mistresses.... JES MACALLAN STEVEN SPIELBERG I've always known, before I had a record deal, that the thing is to go out and put on the show. ... FLO RIDA MAHERSHALA ALI I think there's something about supernatural shows that people see and just want to put me in th... COLTON HAYNES I've actually taken meetings about hosting a late-night talk show. I don't know that what we... RETTA You know, last season I didn't do anything on the show, so I was frustrated. I mean, don't g... LORRAINE BRACCO JEFFREY TAMBOR I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately wit... SAM RAIMI CHRISTOPHER GUEST I've never had an audition like that before. They don't let you know about anything on '... RANDEE HELLER There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lu... CRAIG ROBINSON SEAN PARKER I've had teammates I didn't get along with, who hasn't? I've never had a teammate ca... CURT SCHILLING W. C. FIELDS MATT CAMERON Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of p... JASON SEGEL I was 18 when I did 'The Amanda Show,' and I was 19 when I did 'MadTV,' and I was in... TARAN KILLAM Even when I was modelling, I never had a mom sitting on my head and a bunch of people waiting on me.... MALAIKA ARORA KHAN There are things I'm doing with 'The After' that would've never flown on 'The X-... CHRIS CARTER I've been in this business for 40 years - you do a show, and you don't know what's going... RANDEE HELLER RUSSELL PETERS A lot of musicians put diamonds on things to show they had money. I on the other had felt that Dayto... BRIAN MCKNIGHT Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Reality shows. I'll watch them, but I won't tell anyone I'll watch them. I remember when... ROBERT TAYLOR ZOSIA MAMET I had done another show called 'United States of Cars,' which was a pilot that didn't ge... ADAM FERRARA What I learned was that celebrities come to me with a preconceived notion. They think I'm fun, o... VICKI LAWRENCE JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT My earliest experience was reading Edward Albee's 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' ... LEE DANIELS TERRY CREWS SAMUEL BECKETT I haven't seen the show, but when it was finished I felt good about what we had done. I don'... VIC MORROW I feel 'Breaking Bad' - maybe everybody says this about their show - I feel like this show i... BETSY BRANDT LARRY KING I never wanted to do reunion shows for the sake of a reunion show. I've done all the 'Brady ... EVE PLUMB VIN DIESEL It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at ... BOB SAGET CHLOE SEVIGNY ERICA JONG I would love to do a play, but I don't know about musical theatre. I've never done anything ... CHANDRA WEST I have come from a background where I haven't had lots of money to put me on the map. I've h... CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN JOSS WHEDON All the way on the West Coast, never having seen a Broadway show, it was like, 'They don't w... DAVEED DIGGS EDDIE MURPHY I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BURT BACHARACH I would be on the 'anti-reality' show. I can't stand reality TV. I can tell you one that... ERIC CHURCH The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON ASTRO STEPHEN COLBERT I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk ... FLAVOR FLAV I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reali... BOB SAGET KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON ROB LOWE JAMES ELLROY NAIMA ADEDAPO GISELE BUNDCHEN DAVID ZUCKER I was the only person at Univision who had complete creative control of my own show, by contract. Th... CRISTINA SARALEGUI TRACY MORGAN The secret of it is to read what you've got in front of you. Don't, if you suspect that some... HUMPHREY LYTTELTON I wasn't a bad kid. My dad left when I was young, so I didn't have much discipline, not that... DANNY DYER B. B. KING With 'The Exorcist,' a lot of things went into it. I hadn't seen the show until they ask... JOHN CHO I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. CALVIN TRILLIN It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON DAMIEN HIRST CAROL BURNETT MADONNA CICCONE I'm not saying anything to denigrate 'Criminal Minds'; that's a great show. I just d... PAGET BREWSTER DAVID SANBORN I've never, ever done a piece of work - and can't imagine doing a piece of work - when I'... NATASHA LITTLE I don't think I've ever had a bad Valentine's Day, I mean... c'mon, y'all know I... PRINCE ROYCE I was on a show called '12 Miles of Bad Road' with Lily Tomlin - it was an incredible HBO sh... ELIZA COUPE CAMERON RUSSELL GWEN STEFANI It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON We had a teacher in school who would organize dramatic shows. And she decided to put on a show about... JIMMY SCOTT BARBARA WALTERS
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The only person I've worked with on my album was Kanye. And between the stuff that I've done... 
I didn't start drama school until I was 20, and I don't think I would have gotten nearly as ... 
When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them... 
I wasn't very good as a puppet. A lot of times in a movie, you need a really good puppeteer: you... 
I always say show me a storyteller who doesn't embellish, and I'll show you a bad one. 
I haven't watched anything I've been in since I've done it. I have never put in a movie ... 
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I c... 
I don't drink coffee. I've never had a cup of coffee in my entire life. That's something... 
I owe a lot to my time on 'House of Cards' because, up until I booked that show, I had been ... 
The first time I met Garry Shandling was my audition for 'The Larry Sanders Show,' with Garr... 
I haven't had to do anything outside of show business my whole life. I've never been a waite... 
I had a desire to prove to myself that I was actually in control - that I wasn't a puppet. 
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've... 
Like I'm in San Diego today and this is my hometown so I've got a lot of my friends coming a... 
I would get bullied a lot. You know, it was the '70s and '80s, so it was a lot of racism bac... 
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I just want to say what a tremendous honor it is to be on a show like 'The Newsroom.' I'... 
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What was bizarre, when I was younger, I never watched TV. I would rather watch a movie 100 times tha... 
It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that.... 
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. 
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You know why they think I'm reclusive? I don't do the Hollywood stuff. I've never been o... 
I was blown away by the standing ovation. I've had tributes before, sure, but I don't retain... 
I've been writing way before 'X Factor,' and I've been doing shows before 'X Fac... 
I like being boring to a certain extent. I don't have to be flashy. I get to put all of that int... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
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I put on such a good show, the story is outrageous, and people don't want to hear that I'm b... 
It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singe... 
I'll never forget the day when a woman came up to me and said, 'No, you could never be on a ... 
I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into T... 
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the wri... 
I tell my children now that they are older, 'If something happens to me... don't make no big... 
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If I wasn't even famous or had any success, I would still wake up and put tons of make-up on, an... 
Because there are so many shows on and because I've been so hands-on - I've had a piece on a... 
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The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when... 
I found that not having a public profile was not hurting the work, and it freed me up to be the sati... 
Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... ... 
We've been saying Putin is a dictator for years who doesn't care about the law. 
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