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I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter... or anybody else's wife.


Tommy Lasorda

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DARIUS RUCKER All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.
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AARON MCGRUDER I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
DALE EARNHARDT I have not one shred of anger in my heart against Netanyahu or his wife.
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BEVERLY LEWIS I've never felt that I've had some great fashion sense of my own - I tend to wear what my wi...
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA Don’t praise your wife or neighbour’s wife in front of your neighbor.
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NEIL DIAMOND Luckily, my wife is amazing. She's one of the few people in my life I'm completely honest wi...
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CEDRIC HARDWICKE I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics...
CHARLES BARKLEY I've never had anything done on my face. I've never had dermabrasion or peels or injections ...
SALMA HAYEK I think being recognized more is something you have to get used to, whether it's here or in Cali...
AARON RODGERS I get nervous before openings or premieres or when someone's reading a new script, and I get ner...
AARON SORKIN I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my hon...
JOE PESCI I have never been one of those actors who say, 'Oh, my character wouldn't do this,' or &...
D. B. SWEENEY Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
JOHN BERCOW I love being my husband's wife.
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CONDOLEEZZA RICE I would never exchange my life with anybody else's.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER I don't see anybody as either ordinary or extraordinary. I see them simply as people in front of...
EVE ARNOLD Should trouble come, in the dark of night, be it fire or war or black plague, save my children, then...
BERNARD-PAUL HEROUX I've missed half or two-thirds of my children's lives.
CHESLEY SULLENBERGER Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshop...
MARC ANTHONY I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as t...
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TONY DANZA I've never gone back to the stacks after my book's expiration at the front of the store. Not...
KAUI HART HEMMINGS When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I...
ALBERT BROOKS I've tried to write from my own understanding of identity in all my comics, whether it's abo...
GENE LUEN YANG I used to say to my late wife, 'I have great faith in the American people.'
JOE BIDEN Tough, ... My daughter liked it, my wife hated it.
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CARINE ROITFELD I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their ch...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY No one - not a conservative or liberal or whatever - can stand back and 'define' what marria...
KURT EICHENWALD I think my family needs me more than anybody else, and tennis doesn't need me anymore. I respect...
THOMAS MUSTER It didn't change a lot of things. It didn't change friends or my relationship with my now-wife, or f...
CASEY FITZRANDOLPH I'm not trying to get myself up a notch on the ladder by shoving somebody else down on the ladde...
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KAY TIEMEYER I've never really had the desire to be a front person or a solo artist. I don't really creat...
ADAM SCHLESINGER I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. W...
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ADRIAN MCKINTY I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
DAVE PELZER I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You ne...
FATTY ARBUCKLE I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter an...
BENJAMIN BRATT I was terribly wounded by my wife's death.
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JAIME CAMIL Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife say...
MICK RALPHS I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've stil...
LARRY DAVID It's interesting because Swedes subtitle everything, so they're so used to it. When my wife ...
GREG POEHLER And, of course, I like to spend time with my wife and my two-year-old daughter.
BRIAN MCBRIDE I have three older brothers, and we all have different combinations of parents. My father was the be...
INARA GEORGE I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one...
ICE CUBE I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my fri...
JACK WHITE My wife was always willing to volunteer or help.
HAROLD CHRISTENSEN There's never been any game plan or thread through my career. It's just happened that I'...
DEREK JACOBI I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.
BARRY HUMPHRIES I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill...
HENNY YOUNGMAN My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
BILL GATES My mother didn't set out to surround us with white students or colleagues. My mother just sought...
ILYASAH SHABAZZ I love my daughter, but there's a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughte...
BERNIE MAC I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is go...
PADDY CONSIDINE I've never seen service as separate from my spiritual practice or my spiritual teaching.
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON My wife Martha used to call me Ol' Lemon Face because of my facial contortions when I play Lucil...
B. B. KING I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
JA RULE I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife's pregnancy. I was...
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TIM VINE All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me...
MEL BROOKS I don't wish anybody ill, I really don't. I've got a lot of faults, but I was never jeal...
LARRY KING I've got a great support system, starting with my wife and family, to my agent, my instructor, a...
ZACH JOHNSON I used to get in trouble with my old agent, because I've never been driven by fear or need or gr...
DARREN BOYD One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter.
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TOM GLAVINE I quite like it here. My wife likes it here. My daughter loves it here.
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MARK PELLEGRINO There's no social realism in 'Tyrannosaur.' It's not about the social landscape or t...
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RICK FOX I will not subject my wife, family or friends to the sadistic vitriol of yellow journalism. I will n...
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TOMMY DOUGLAS You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
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TOMMY LEE I've always gravitated towards the beats, obviously. And when I was growing up, I always loved f...
TOMMY LEE My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean i...
TOMMY LEE We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not.
TOMMY TRAN The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth...
TOMMY LEE I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other...
TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le...
TOMMY FRANKS The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
TOMMY COOPER Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the...
TOMMY CHONG In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU Groupies are just very enthusiastic fans, that's all.
TOMMY RAMONE They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
TOMMY CHONG For me, I love to dream big, and I love to find ways to be a bit of an explorer. These days, it seem...
TOMMY CALDWELL Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o...
TOMMY MADDOX a hammer and an anvil.
TOMMY FRANKS