I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.


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I've never made plans for more than a day ahead.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
CHRIS ROCK
Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Pau...
CHRIS ROCK
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to...
CHRIS ROCK
The economy has become such a complex horror that there will be no simple solutions and anyone who t...
E.R. ROCK
She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that.
CHRIS ROCK
You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
CHRIS ROCK
I'd photographed musicians before but this was different. Syd was very charismatic, and he had t...
MICK ROCK
Maybe no other show is good.
CHRIS ROCK
I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto...
CHRIS ROCK
School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.
CHRIS ROCK
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just s...
CHRIS ROCK
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
CHRIS ROCK
There was sleep deprivation and long negotiations. But in the end we made real progress.
ALLAN ROCK
We are still hoping to address every item in the draft and get an agreement.
ALLAN ROCK
It depends on how hard we work in the summer — running hills, in the rain, lifting weights. But if ...
ALFRED ROCK
I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out — t...
ALFRED ROCK
It's a miracle that David Bowie, Lou Reed and Iggy Pop are actually still alive today, given how...
MICK ROCK
The RDA for fiber is very realistic and not that hard to do.
CHERYL ROCK
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
CHRIS ROCK
I did not want to be somebody who lived off his reputation. I wanted to continue to be part of the m...
MICK ROCK
I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New Yor...
CHRIS ROCK
Somebody had given me a copy of 'Hunky Dory,' which had yet to be a hit, although it was sta...
MICK ROCK
A man may keep his heart encased in stone but despite his best efforts a woman can steal it whenever...
E.R. ROCK
Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK
Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK
I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK
A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK
Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK
The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK
Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK
If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK
Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK
If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
E.R. ROCK