I've thought about writing, but it hasn't happened yet. It's like schoolwork - you start doing your revisions two nights before you're compelled to turn it in.

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.

Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the score then you won't have a heart attack.

You want to be a writer? Start writing. You want to be a filmmaker? Start shooting stuff on your phone right now.

I don't think I know enough about acting to direct. You need to be a slight megalomaniac, not where you want to take over the world, but where you want to make every single decision and the buck stops with you. It's an awful lot of stress.

I like the fact that Hogan's shoes all have this sporty sole that is great even for an older man with a bad back like me.