I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

I always heard it couldn't be done, but sometimes it don't always work.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.