IN YOUR LIFE, YOUR BODY GIVES, AND GIVES, AND GIVES. AND THEN IT SITS DOWN ON ITS ASS AND IT'S YOUR TURN TO DRIVE - Bruce Banter

WHEN YOU GO TO THE GROCERS AND BRING YOUR THINGS HOME, YOU SLIDE THE 2 YOGURT CUPS THAT ARE THERE TO THE FRONT BECAUSE THOSE TWO HAVE PENDING EXPIRATION DATES. THERE ARE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WITH PENDING EXPIRATION DATES AS WELL - DO NOT GIVE A YOGURT CUP MORE CONSIDERATION THAN YOU DO YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD - Bruce Banter

[G]rowing into your future with health and grace and beauty doesn’t have to take all your time. It rather requires a dedication to caring for yourself as if you were rare and precious, which you are, and regarding all life around you as equally so, which it is. (267-268)

IF YOU'RE FAT AND YOU KNOW IT SLAP YOUR HANDS - Bruce Banter

IF YOU CAN'T GO TO THE POOL AT SOHO HOUSE BECAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE THERE THAT HAVE NEVER MET YOUR STOMACH, YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU EITHER - Bruce Banter

IF THE ONLY SPOONING IN YOUR BEDROOM IS THE DISCARDED EATING UTENSIL IN THE HOLLOW TUB OF HAAGEN-DAZS, YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU EITHER - Bruce Banter