I'd be a dumbass if I didn't plan for every contingency.

They won’t really shoot us, will they?” Faith whispered as they started forward.
“I’ll pretend I’m in labor if they do any funny stuff,” Angelina said in a low voice. “Pregnant women always scare the shit out of men.

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

I'm getting the impression that women, in any form, scare you."
He shrugged. "They're the more violent species. And unpredictable. I'd rather take on a wild boar. You can't shoot women.

Taking the leap felt appropriate. Only it wasn’t just a short hop. It was a full plunge off a cliff.