I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. [When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars]
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And what has he lost who has found God?
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YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
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YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
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YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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YOGI BERRA You can see a lot just by observing
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YOGI BERRA Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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YOGI BERRA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
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YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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YOGI BERRA This is like deja vu all over again.
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YOGI BERRA No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'til it's over.
YOGI BERRA I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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YOGI BERRA I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
YOGI BERRA I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
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YOGI BERRA You don't look so hot yourself.
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YOGI BERRA I made a wrong mistake
YOGI BERRA He was all right. When [Jeter] hit the home run, then he was fine.
YOGI BERRA Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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YOGI BERRA I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
YOGI BERRA I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something
YOGI BERRA The only color I don't have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA We're lost, but we're making good time
YOGI BERRA No one goes there anymore - it's too crowded
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those thi...
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YOGI BERRA He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat; it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
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YOGI BERRA You can't think and hit at the same time
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.
YOGI BERRA I'm glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. [After being told he looked cool]
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
YOGI BERRA Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA One warning, and if the infractions continue, we throw the flag.
YOGI BERRA It's like déjà vu all over again
YOGI BERRA How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.
YOGI BERRA A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
YOGI BERRA I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
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YOGI BERRA The game's isn't over until it's over.
YOGI BERRA I never said most of the things I said.
YOGI BERRA If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
YOGI BERRA Do you mean now? [When asked for the time]
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YOGI BERRA Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
YOGI BERRA You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going, otherwise you might not get there
YOGI BERRA It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
YOGI BERRA All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes to that place anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA It gets late early out there.
YOGI BERRA Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like...
YOGI BERRA We have deep depth.
YOGI BERRA The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."
YOGI BERRA You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else
YOGI BERRA I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then afte...
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA Okay you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA He must have made that before he died.
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA We're lost, but we're making good time.
YOGI BERRA Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would
never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000...
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YOGI BHAJAN An attitude of gratitude brings great things.
YOGI BHAJAN What we have done, the result of that comes to us whenever it comes, either today, tomorrow, hundred...
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MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI The highest state is laughter.
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MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI Being happy is of the utmost importance. Success in anything is through happiness.
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MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI To resolve problems through negotiation is a very childish approach.
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