I'd rather play here in the NBA.
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PAU GASOL There are some guys here who could play in the NBA.
JOE BECERRA Id rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE We came out lacking concentration. In the second half, however, we raised our game and we played bea...
FRAN VAZQUEZ I practice hard in order to be ready for when the coach needs me and I believe that against Croatia,...
FRAN VAZQUEZ I went on the court wanting to own it,
FRAN VAZQUEZ This has been the most intense game in my whole career,
FRAN VAZQUEZ It's a great success for us, and I really hope that I can be there with Spain because I am desperate...
FRAN VAZQUEZ It was a tough decision, the toughest in my life. I said no because I feared I would not adjust well...
FRAN VAZQUEZ A lot of pro teams like to play their exhibitions in various places. The NBA likes to go to differen...
LARRY KEATING It feels old. I guess in the NBA, it's not really. Because the way things are nowadays, you can play...
MAURICE EVANS It's best, though, to get premises ID done early rather than wait.
DR. GEORGE TEAGARDEN I wanted to show the NBA scouts what I could do. That's my dream, to play in the NBA. That's always ...
BRAD BYERSON We're hoping that he's well preserved, and that the ID will be rather easy.
BOB MANN There's not a guy that is in the gym who cannot play in the NBA,
BOB WEISS The philosophy here is one ID card has [multiple] technologies on it.
DAVID OLSEN Id rather be told am beautiful than get a poem saying I look like sunshine
KIMBERLY SHILENJE The NBA has the best point guards in the world, so it is important that I come ready to play every n...
STEVE NASH I'm glad he's getting his due. I was fortunate enough to play against Dominique in college and the N...
CHARLES BARKLEY He talked about a chance to win, and ultimately he decided to play for the NBA champions.
BRYAN COLANGELO It was definitely a good experience, getting a NBA type coach and being able to play 30 minutes a ga...
DWAYNE JONES It was a blessing just to play one NBA basketball game.
ALLEN IVERSON Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON The main thing is star power, ... If fans recognize a first-round pick, or someone who's done someth...
GAVIN MALOOF That's a play you just don't see high school kids making. That's something you see in college and NB...
EMANUEL DAVIS My job is basically to coach the people who are there. Everyone in baseball knows, though, that Vazq...
DON COOPER During fall camp, Fran came to me and told me he wanted me to play fullback, ... I said, 'Sure, Fran...
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON Fran and Ron have made outstanding contributions to Arnold over the last decade. I know Fran will co...
ED ESKANDARIAN Free speech is against governments, not against the NBA. So the players and coaches and indeed owner...
DAVID STERN Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON I just try to play every game like it's Game 7 of the NBA Finals.
KAWHI LEONARD I believe the Yankees more highly valued Kevin Brown and Javier Vazquez than Andy. Time will tell if...
RANDY HENDRICKS They've been playing really well of late. Nobody expected them to be here. There's nobody I'd rather...
BEN UZOH We added this channel education seminar because the auto-ID channel will play an important role in t...
MARK ROBERTI I would rather have a home game at SLU. I don't want to play here, are you kidding me?
COLBY OMNER If I had an opportunity to hand-pick a team that I wanted to play in the NBA Finals, it would probab...
SCOTTIE PIPPEN I'd rather play in Pigeon Forge.
CONCHITA JOHNSON I've always been a fan of Fran Drescher!
IAN ZIERING [The fifth Puerto Rican to play in the NBA, Arroyo, 24, had an excused absence on the third day of t...
CARLOS ARROYO I look at my jersey and see the NBA logo, I'm like, 'I didn't think I'd be here.'...
KEVIN DURANT The hardest guy ever to contain was Fran Tarkenton. He was like a rabbit.
BOB LILLY I just want to do whatever this team needs me to. Everyone on this team is eager to learn and play t...
DARMETREIS KILGORE The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I haven't seen many guys who have managed to play both tours successfully, so I've decided to play i...
BRIAN DAVIS Id rather fail a million times than give up, for to fail again means to succeed once more but to giv...
MOE ZEE They wouldn't let me fly to San Fran because of my concussion.
SHAWN SPRINGS We were trying to run a set play, and the play got broken up. I knew I had to either drive or hit th...
ADRIAN OLIVER Not sure if that will benefit me or hurt me, but I know I have the skills and am ready to play in th...
JEREMY LIN The ID evidence was flawed.
BOB LONG I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody...
BILL CARTWRIGHT It stinks. I didn't play (here) last year after having an opportunity, and this year I'm just not ab...
JAMES DRISCOLL There are a lot of guys who play in the NBA. There aren't a lot of guys who have a chance to win...
JAMES HARDEN Before high school I really wanted to play basketball and play in the NBA and all of that stuff. I s...
MICHAEL ARENSDORFF In the beginning, there was silence. And out of the silence came the sound. The sound is not here.
DANIEL BARENBOIM Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia.
W.C. FIELDS I'd rather play in the major leagues and have some bad games than play consistently good ball in...
SIMON SINEK It's time for Yao to blossom both in the international games and in the NBA. He is experienced, comp...
JONAS KASLAUSKAS He really did a good job. He had a good attitude. He was in here early every day. I would venture to...
BOB HILL She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING We may have the best-shooting backcourt in the NBA.
MARV ALBERT Everybody seems to live rather well down here in Monaco!
ROGER MOORE Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid
PHILIP ROTH I thought after Bertha and Fran, our luck had run out. But we dodged it.
CECIL LOGAN Fran was averaging about 30 points a game for us in the summer leagues, so losing him was a really b...
JOE SETTE A lot of people look at playing overseas as a step down from the NBA. And, yes it is a step down fro...
UDONIS HASLEM Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things
in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ...
E.J. PATTEN Fran is a large and brutal storm, and she is not to be trifled with in any shape, way, fashion or fo...
DAVID BEASLEY My assistant Fran Amara said it was probably the best half he?s played this season. We really played...
DUANE WITTER I'm here to play football.
COLIN KAEPERNICK Have you ever used a fake ID?
JAY LENO I'd much rather play the psycho than the pretty girl in hot pants.
CUSH JUMBO My dream was to be in the NBA. I wasn't really focused on being a star player on a team. I just ...
JAMES HARDEN At one point, I remember telling my wife that I wanted (Vazquez) around less because it didn't seem ...
BRIAN HAUSLER Florida is already 98 percent in compliance with the requirements of the Real ID Act.
FRANK PENELA I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist.
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor. SHEL SILVERSTEIN I rather go to see a good play than be in one.
ALFRE WOODARD This partnership gives Adidas the best opportunity in nearly 20 years to win market share back in th...
ERICH STAMMINGER My favorite is probably NBA Basketball except during the NCAA tournament which I like even better th...
DANTE HALL I'm not here to battle anybody. In the end it's just an instrument. That shouldn't be a ...
ERIC SAN To play one of the main characters in it, it's not like the kind of thing you don't do. Oh, I'd rath...
BILLY BOYD I didn't like how my NBA career ended because I wanted to go out on my own terms. But nobody tri...
TIM HARDAWAY I am primarily a lawyer. I would rather play in the game than be the umpire.
LEWIS F. POWELL, JR. Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS In Mexico, they don't have birth certificates... They don't have registration cards for vote...
PETE GALLEGO NBA 2K6 is without a doubt the most innovative and exciting basketball title this year. We focused o...
GREG THOMAS [The fifth Puerto Rican to play in the NBA, Arroyo, 24, had an excused absence on the third day of t...
CARLOS ARROYO An emotionally locked person refuses to let go of their sad memories and live in the now.
KILROY J. OLDSTER We are having to live with paying the price for what happened before.
FELIX SABATES They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.
CHARLES BARKLEY Most of the brothers don't make the kind of scratch I do.
CEDRIC MAXWELL I just knew I had to knock them down, because they were hitting NBA-type threes . . . it was amazing...
ALEX ZWART A lot of times things get blown out of proportion in a negative light, especially in the NBA, ... Bu...
KOBE BRYANT What has happened with underclassmen declaring for the NBA draft? It is absolutely wacky, baby!
DICK VITALE With a new (NBA arena) opening around the corner, I think the Panthers are going to be even more agg...
STEVE HALL If he was still on good terms with Beijing, the argument could be made that an NBA team would take a...
BROOK LARMER That works at Duke. I don't think it works in the NBA. They get that call at Cameron (Indoor Stadium...
GEORGE KARL the one with the relationship with (NBA Commissioner) David Stern.
OSCAR GOODMAN Three or four of those guys are in the NBA now. Illinois was a lot better and they proved it. This i...
STEVE FISHER He represents what the NBA should be all about,
BILLY KING [Jordan, 42, said he could still make a contribution to an NBA team.] Even though, physically, I can...
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FRAN ACKLEY If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
FRAN LEBOWITZ If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a go...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Favorite animal: steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and read...
FRAN LEBOWITZ No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hol...
FRAN LEBOWITZ My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the co...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ