Albert Brooks
Related ALBERT BROOKS Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire. CARROLL O'CONNOR Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentic... ROBERT IGER I want to show people plantation homes but they don't want to see it. They want to see the disaster. ISABELLE COSSART Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Appre... BOB IGER JOSS WHEDON OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN Sometimes we just need somebody to show us something that we don't see ourselves, and our lives woul... ROSE B MASHIGO GERMANY KENT ARUNDHATI ROY MONTEL WILLIAMS I'm sure it will help. The Exchange District BIZ (foot patrol) will see the picture, and I hope they... GERALD BUTLER ALEXANDER POPE the end of a show biz legacy. VICKI LAWRENCE I weed out the obvious ones that no one will convince me to show. My first rule is that it has to be... CHRIS ROBINSON We want to show how the university feels and show how the students feel and see how much of that is ... ADAM ALLEN The family wants to have an understanding of what happened. And then they want to see that if somebo... JAMES LEAVITT If you have a business that's public oriented (like a restaurant), you'd want to go to a show that t... SHANE ADAMS I want to see this team work here. I want to see kids coming here to football games instead of runni... JEREMY RALEY JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD I want to tell the story. Mostly, when you see rock movies, it has to be this over-the-top thing. I ... BRET MICHAELS NIKKI GIOVANNI JOAN RIVERS STEPHEN CHBOSKY When a television show like 'Scandal' becomes the biggest show in recent history, suddenly a... JUSSIE SMOLLETT DAYMOND JOHN I still really enjoy seeing the highlight when they show it this time of year. To see it all happen ... BRYCE DREW SAMUEL JOHNSON TOM ARNOLD ROSEANNE BARR JODI PICOULT Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU Even though they used our life as fodder, it's still exciting to see that it is a well-crafted show. AMANDA WILKINSON ALEXANDER POPE I think we're still getting into form. Today was OK, but we're not where we want to be. I didn't see... BRIAN WINQUIST I would pay over $400 to see Garth Brooks. RYAN ANDERSON If you were a purist about language, you might think that this was a disease that people were contra... MICHAEL ADAMS [While he's seen] lots of parts of the filmand it's just beautiful, ... I think Rent fans would go s... ADAM PASCAL I'm trying to get them all tickets so they can see me. I like playing at home. I get to see people I... DASHON GOLDSON It's been amazing to be here. Just to see how the world champions go about their business. The main ... LANCE BROADWAY AMY POEHLER ALEXANDER POPE JAMES ALLEN If Mr. Selwyn calls again, show him up; if I am alive I shall be delighted to see him; and if I am d... HENRY FOX GEORGE A. ROMERO Well, they just don't know anything else except that one form of their business, acting, and they do... JACKIE COOPER STEPHEN CHBOSKY I think you can see that in the show. Music was my touchstone. Music is still much more important to... BRUCE MCCULLOCH OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II Because it's a new development, it would seem like they would have to show the effects of that. But ... JOHN LAWSON I've been watching 'The Cosby Show' and 'Roseanne' a lot right now, and those wo... ABBI JACOBSON They want to show their faces after things happen. In nighttime, you don't see the cops. CAROLYN MARTIN It's always good to be the first, so to be one of the first girls team is a privilege. Hopefully we'... FELICIA LOFTON ALEXANDER POPE GERMANY KENT STEPHEN CHBOSKY Every time I go back there [Atlanta], I want to do well. Not to show them up, but to show them that ... MICHAEL TUCKER At Andreessen Horowitz, we talk about the notion of being 'too hungry to eat.' That's to... SCOTT WEISS Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,MOCK OF THE WEEK THE SHOW There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. Y... DAVE CHAPPELLE I think the key is that next year, even though Boeing will see about a 15-16 percent decline in reve... PETER JACOBS TIM JACKSON He's bigger than their guys. He's 6-foot-8, (240 pounds). They can try what they want. I'd like to s... LARRY HUGHES JACOB DEGROM ANNA CHLUMSKY Show them what they want to see, tell them what they want to hear, when we strike, it will be too la... POATE J MATAIRAVULA I would go anywhere to see Brooks Robinson. He was the best third baseman ever. Nobody played third ... JERRY CARTER We want to give local and international buyers a chance to take part in a large-scale event like LAC... DAISY DE MARCO A lot of people come to see me fail. Everyone wants to see the top players go down. That just makes ... HERB POPE They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks. ANDY SLYKE They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks. ANDY VAN SLYKE MITCH HEDBERG They give the viewer another opportunity to see a show they've missed; they're another opportunity t... ALBERT CHENG We're setting the show up like a wedding. The fashion show will take place with the brides walking d... FLORENCE BELCHER Independent theater owners would see these crowds, and it looked like the whole town had turned out.... ERIC SCHAEFER WILLIAM COWPER JAKE GYLLENHAAL IRVING BERLIN Well, they just don't know anything else except that one form of their business, acting, and the... JACKIE COOPER We want to show that even though someone may be different on the outside, they still understand how ... DANA MARTELL CARRIE FISHER This is not a 'You-go-Hillary' show, this is a 'You-go-girl' show. I just want to see women in the p... ROD LURIE The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show, ... Cops would come by — often just in time... DICK CAVETT The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show, ... Cops would come by often just in time ... DICK CAVETT The movie, if I recall, didn't have to do with the television show because there were concerns f... DAVID SELBY Women dress very much according to their moods, so when you see their shoes, it really shows you the... EDGARDO OSORIO STEVE MARTIN I would like to see them go out, clean up the trees. I understand they can't do all of them just one... DEBBIE SPILLANE I didn't want to write sketch comedy after 'Mr. Show.' I felt like, after 'Mr. Show&... BRIAN POSEHN There are a million things I can think of that I would I want to do. Reporting like you, would be on... JUSTIN GUARINI The main thing is he played and won a ring. A lot of guys on our roster are looking for that. They n... BILLY KING And who exactly is supposed to eat all of that?" I asked Jonathon telepathically. MICALEA SMELTZER LEWIS B. SMEDES I have always wanted to know what I couldnt see, I always wanted to know what I still cannot see, ye... M.AREEB RIAZ ELIZABETH GILBERT I always see guys get all, like, flexed on other people, trying to show off that they are tough, and... KREAYSHAWN KRISTEN ASHLEY BRITNEY SPEARS Whatever you do, do it well. Do it so well that when people see you do it, they will want to come ba... WALTER E. DISNEY
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HERB BROOKS You know, Willie Wonka said it best: we are the makers of dreams, the dreamers of dreams. HERB BROOKS Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost. TERRY BROOKS GARTH BROOKS THOMAS BROOKS THOMAS BROOKS It has to be Champ Bailey. His ball skills are outstanding. He can break on the ball. He can re-dire... AARON BROOKS Unfortunately, it's our new home, temporarily, ... We're going to have to accept that and be as comf... AARON BROOKS I had my house phone always forwarding to my cell phone, anyway, ... I thought: Eliminate the middle... AARON BROOKS As a football team, we're not looking for any handouts. We'll band together as a team. We want to go... AARON BROOKS We couldn't believe that this was going on where we live, ... It's weighing heavily on our hearts an... AARON BROOKS As a football team, we're not looking for any handouts, ... We know it's going to be difficult, we k... AARON BROOKS We couldn't believe that this was going on where we live. It's weighing heavily on our hearts and mi... AARON BROOKS The Civil War is a big game. Regardless of the records going into the game, it's definitely going to... AARON BROOKS Some of the families weren't able to make it out because a lot of airlines cancelled flights. Famili... AARON BROOKS Ray Lewis, Ed Reed  you look at what they accomplished last year a... AARON BROOKS I had wanted to be a Calvin Klein model since I was 17. Marky Mark in his Calvin Kleins was the epit... MEHCAD BROOKS RODNEY BROOKS GERALDINE BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS GARTH BROOKS THOMAS BROOKS THOMAS BROOKS Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck... CHASE BROOKS It just comes from not doing anything and eating my momma's cooking. After my surgery, I was in the ... AHMAD BROOKS It means we can play with the big dogs. It's a big confidence boost. AHMAD BROOKS It was real tense. We just needed someone to make a play. AHMAD BROOKS It was frustrating. It was kind of like last week [against Duke], when I was on the sidelines. You r... AHMAD BROOKS I had some pressure [on that play]. I threw my hand in his face. That was all I could do. They weren... AHMAD BROOKS It was my first time playing outside linebacker, this weekend, so it's kind of hard to pick up every... 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ALLAN BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS GWENDOLYN BROOKS AVERY BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS MEL BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS MEL BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS MEL BROOKS MEL BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS GWENDOLYN BROOKS THOMAS BROOKS I have no objections to churches so long as they do not interfere with God's work. BROOKS ATKINSON GARTH BROOKS The virtue of the camera is not the power it has to transform the photographer into an artist, but t... BROOKS ATKINSON PHILLIPS BROOKS Don't be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first. BROOKS ATKINSON PHILLIPS BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS MEL BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS MEL BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS GARTH BROOKS PHILLIPS BROOKS It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vit... BROOKS ATKINSON GARTH BROOKS Nothing a man writes can please him as profoundly as something he does with his back, shoulders and ... 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I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the pur... 
I'd rather make a show 100 people need to see, than a show that 1000 people want to see. 
The number of people that will not go to a show they don't want to see is unlimited. 
Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... 
The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a... 
Why more reality-based TV? You'd think that after the first 'Survivor' it would have gon... 
To hide the fault I see:
That mercy I to others show,
That mercy show to me. 
All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... 
show me someone not full of herself and i'll show
you a hungry person 
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and ... 
It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like the re... 
I like to look at things that have been developed and re-developed over the course of time so I know... 
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can sh... 
The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move... 
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business. 
There's some illogical part of me that still believes if you want superman to show up, first there's... 
Teach me to feel another's woe, To hide the fault I see: That mercy I to others show, That merc... 
You tell somebody you're an improviser and they think you're doing Random Acts of Comedy and it's ju... 
Teach me to feel another's woe. To hide the fault I see: That the mercy I show to others; that mercy... 
Many times they would lynch someone by a railroad track so that passing trains would see and pass th... 
I don't know of any TV series that I was so in love with that I'd like to do a remake of except for ... 
The number of people who will not go to a show they do not want to see is unlimited. 
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... 
We have a very committed, loyal audience that wants to be both entertained and challenged. They want... 
I don't like giving up hits and stuff, but I try not to show it. I don't want the hitter to ... 
Kids are brought into show business because they are cute and see truth and they're very bright.... 
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know h... 
When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German
Ambassador: "If they want to see me, ... 
As much as I am one for real human interaction, I also want to make a show that's entertaining a... 
There's no business like show business. 
I don't want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in dif... 
...teaching is, after all, a form of show business. 
Nobody sees reality whole; we all need others to show us the parts of it that they see better than w... 
Italian men are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud. 
You want to see fast, we’l go into the bedroom and I’l show you fast but I’l show it to you sl... 
I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good s... 
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I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.' 
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. 
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. 
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. 
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Meditate on the unique relationship between Christians. Psalm 133:1 proclaims the goodness and pleas... 
#4. Spend more time considering areas of agreement than disagreement. The doctrines you share with o... 
I grew up in Adelaide, Australia. No one in my family had finished high school, and I was smart at m... 
Sydney in the 1960s wasn't the exuberant multicultural metropolis it is today. Out in the city&#... 
Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers. 
I'm much too young to feel this damn old. 
He said true things, but called them by wrong names. 
The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases... 
Feast of Edward King, Bishop of Lincoln, Teacher, 1910 Commemoration of Martyrs of Uganda, 1886 & 19... 
Feast of Oswald, King of Northumbria, Martyr, 642 Slowly, all through the universe, that temple o... 
We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond. 
At least the box is full of something useful. On his photo gracing a box of Raisin Bran 
Poetry is life distilled. 
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool. 
Each body has its art... 
If you make your robot look exactly like Albert Einstein, then the robot better be as smart as Einst...