Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.


Dorothy Parker

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Inventory:

"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
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If that you have a former friend for foe.
JOHN BYROM
He makes no friend who never made a foe.
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JOHN GAY
Thus much for thy assurance know; a hollow friend is but a hellish foe.
NICHOLAS BRETON
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BHAGAVAD GITA
People in the real world always say, when something terrible happens, that the sadness and loss and ...
FREDRIK BACKMAN
I read as much poetry as time allows and circumstance dictates: No heartache can pass without a litt...
J. COURTNEY SULLIVAN
To identity friend or foe is often impossible, unless someone commits a hostile act.
GENERAL (RETD) PERVEZ MUSHARRAF
Beware of the friend who was once your foe.
PROVERB
So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.'"
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Not hate, but glory, made these chiefs contend; And each brave foe was in his soul a friend.
HOMER ("SMYRNS OF CHIOS")
When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI
Where's the point in fighting and slaying if you can make a friend out of anybeast instead of a foe?
BRIAN JACQUES
Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe, Are lost on hearers that our merits know.
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OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
To share sorrow with a friend or loved one makes sorrow irrelevant and the meaning of life and love ...
ROBERT VANVALKENBURG
Change, like sunshine, can be a friend or a foe, a blessing or a curse, a dawn or a dusk.
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD
Adversity is neither friend nor foe. It is a common acquaintance that is desired less and rewarded m...
CAROLYN WELLS
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
SID ZIFF
He that is thy friend indeed,
He will help thee in thy need:
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Trust not yourself, but your defects to know. Make use of every friend and every foe.
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If you need to find out who is your friend
among many, stimulate a resolutive conflict.
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Trust not yourself; but your defects to know,
Make use of ev'ry friend—and ev'ry foe.
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…A city deprived of everything, devoid of light and devoid of heat, starved, and still not crushed...
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Words always take on the color of the deeds or sacrifices they evoke.
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Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
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Sunlight dusts them; Water is damp; Crosses pain them; And beheadings cause cramps—
THOMM QUACKENBUSH
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS
We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I w...
WILLIAM E. GLADSTONE
For a loss of a friend does not make oneself full of sorrow, but it brings you all closer together a...
JEFFREY LEONARD
Friendship brings tsunami to all sorrows in our life.
NEHA KOTHARI
We are at war - undeclared and of such a subtle nature that few have noticed - but war nevertheless....
JOHN MCAFEE
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
American credibility in the war on terrorism depends on a strong stand against all terrorist acts, w...
ARLEN SPECTER
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi...
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E.M. FORSTER
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been pas...
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Whoever comes to you, friend or foe, thief or robber, let them be received with kindness.
ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI (EARLIER RULE 7)
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I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS
He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
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Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS
I turned.
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Everybody have that one friend that's now a stranger.
OLASOT
Here is he laid to whom for daring deed, nor friend nor foe could render worthy meed.
QUINTUS ENNIUS
Here is he laid to whom for daring deed, nor friend nor foe could render worthy meed
QUINTUS ENNIUS
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ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY
If your friendship, relationship, amorousness of that of many years has dead-ended, you feel your wo...
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And despite the clamors and the violence, we tried to preserve in our hearts the memory of a happy s...
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…Having been, not only mutilated in our country, wounded in our very flesh, but also divested of o...
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What do I look for in a friend?
You!
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Blessed, blessed is the Knower of the Lord, my True Guru, He has taught me to look upon friend and f...
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I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers.
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If tomorrow was yesterday then yesterday would be tomorrow, if we think about the past why not think...
GARY F EVANS...
Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
APURVA GAGLANI
and the girl and I get into her car and drive off into the hills and we go to her room and I take of...
BRET EASTON ELLIS
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER
I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has...
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR
I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has...
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR
Matty blinked. 'You're passing up whips for shopping?'
'You're bitching about ...
LETA BLAKE
why do people rise and fall.. How and when they will get the attentions and why politicians fall whe...
SHARIF MOHAMED
She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
Fred Zinnemann, on From Here To Eternity and The Sundowners really brings out of me, in a completely...
DEBORAH KERR

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Every love's the love before in a duller dress
DOROTHY PARKER
This living, this living, this living/ Was never a project of mine.
DOROTHY PARKER
The doctors were very brave about it.
DOROTHY PARKER
I want people to learn something they didn't know, ... We hope people have fun and learn about our c...
DOROTHY PARKER
This is on me.
DOROTHY PARKER
That woman speaks 18 languages and can't say "No" in any of them
DOROTHY PARKER
Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
DOROTHY PARKER
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER
Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that...
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKER
I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope th...
DOROTHY PARKER
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
DOROTHY PARKER
Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much
DOROTHY PARKER
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKER
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarras...
DOROTHY PARKER
Somebody was using the pencil.
DOROTHY PARKER
That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it ...
DOROTHY PARKER
A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially,...
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER
Byron and Shelley and Keats/ Were a trio of lyrical treats.
DOROTHY PARKER
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER
"Cheque enclosed" are the two most beautiful words in the English language
DOROTHY PARKER
She looks as new as a peeled egg
DOROTHY PARKER
She looks like something that would eat its young
DOROTHY PARKER
I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate C...
DOROTHY PARKER
By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and un...
DOROTHY PARKER
Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work whil...
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
DOROTHY PARKER
People are more fun than any body
DOROTHY PARKER
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER
I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simp...
DOROTHY PARKER
Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER
Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
DOROTHY PARKER
I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table...
DOROTHY PARKER
My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air wit...
DOROTHY PARKER
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
DOROTHY PARKER
This is on me. [suggested for her tombstone]
DOROTHY PARKER
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to exci...
DOROTHY PARKER
Money is only congealed snow.
DOROTHY PARKER
Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I...
DOROTHY PARKER
I hate writing, I love having written.
DOROTHY PARKER