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If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.
DON KING
Don King isn't an idiot, he wouldn't be coming here if his boy had no chance,
FRANK WARREN
He just had a bump on his nose.
JUDY SHACKELFORD
Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.
KATHY BATES
Every king springs from a race of slaves, and every slave had kings among his ancestors
PLATO
This bump on his shoulder had become malignant.
DAVID BLUEFIELD
A king that would not feel his crown too heavy for him, must wear it every day; but if he think it...
BACON
It will be touch and go. Apparently, he's certainly not behind (his recovery) time, if anything he m...
GLENN ROEDER
And if the Easter Bunny had wings, he would fly.
JOHN REEVES
They think he fell Sunday morning or Sunday evening. From what he said, doctors think he just had a ...
RHONDA YATES
If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings and put compensatio...
JACK WELCH
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
WILLIAM BLAKE
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
WILLIAM BLAKE
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings
WILLIAM BLAKE
Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain...
BIBLE
The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him.
KATHLEEN WINSOR
No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time; it is just that others are behind the times.
MARTHA GRAHAM
Don King was never indicted. The FBI questioned Don King, they went into his office, they confiscate...
LARRY HAZZARD
He had some roughness behind his knee cap and it was cleaned out.
BUBBA TYER
The King has become a failure in his mission for which he had assumed power.
MAHESH ACHARYA
And Hiram king of Tyre sent his servants unto Solomon; for he had heard that they had anointed him k...
BIBLE
Don't lose your head," screamed the pheasant. And at the same time his voice broke in a whistling ga...
FELIX SALTEN
He had a really tough class. He was behind 6-0 and came back to win. He's won numerous tournament th...
DWAYNE MYERS
Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die. Some s...
J.K. ROWLING
The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England.
BRUCE OLDFIELD
He had a monster game. Every time I looked he had his hands on the ball. He's the hardest-working ki...
ERIC THOMAS
this sounds a little simple, but I think if we didnt know illness we wouldnt really feel the exhilir...
PRISCILLA WARNER
It was a tough loss [Friday], but we had to put it behind us. It happens to every team. Even the Det...
JOE RULLIER
If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
For instance, he had a show at the Brooklyn Museum. An opening would have been the start of a career...
WINSTON RILEY
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king am...
HELEN KELLER
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king...
HELEN KELLER
Children would beg for a peppermint drop each time he walked into town, and they'd follow behind, as...
ALICE HOFFMAN
His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly's wings. At one ti...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
It had been a hell of a long time since he had been reduced to hiding behind a tree, and he did not ...
NEAL STEPHENSON
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam Ð oh wait, he does.
ANN COULTER
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam Ð oh wait, he does.
ANN COULTER
Garland, we just hopped on his back tonight and just rode him.
PAUL KONERKO
Life is a roller coaster.You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands...
UNKNOWN
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARX
It is only when a man tames his own demons that he becomes the king of himself if not of the world.
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam Ð oh w...
ANN COULTER
And so when the scar wraith approached him, he took a diagonal step backward putting himself behind ...
NEAL SHUSTERMAN
No one wants to bump him because they know they are going to get physically manhandled. With his siz...
IKE HILLIARD
No one wants to bump him because they know they are going to get physically manhandled, ... With his...
IKE HILLIARD
I wonder if Tiger Woods knows that every time he tees up his golf ball, he is putting it on somethin...
CARLTON FUNN
It was like he was the king or something. It was a fun time.
MARILYN GARDNER
If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on th...
A.A. MILNE
He had his hands in his pockets the whole time. He had his hands on something big. He had no license...
WILLIAM BUCHANAN
Look, Daddy: Teacher says that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
KAROLYN GRIMES
A great artist is always before his time or behind it.
GEORGE EDWARD MOORE
A great artist is always before his time or behind it.
GEORGE MOORE
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in i...
MAX LUCADO
Whether he gets hit early or in the middle or late, he gets in his seven innings it seems like every...
PAUL KONERKO
We are talking with Don King about a fight with his man Owen Beck.
CHRISTIAN MEYER
I spent three days with Don King, and I interviewed 45 people. I studied his speech, his mannerisms....
VING RHAMES
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man c...
DR. SEUSS (THEODOR SEUSS GEISEL)
My grandmother's house was just a place of comfort. I mean, I remember going in there, and the k...
KAY ROBERTSON
He's lined up behind some great receivers. But every time he's had an opportunity, he's done well.
BUDDY BAKER
My father had slowed down playing a little... I was 'round 10 or 12 years old. Every time he put...
DAVID EDWARDS
Chairman King appears to still be in denial. If Peter King is to tackle this, he needs to gaze into ...
ANTHONY WEINER
He was breathtaking. There was simply no other way to describe him. Her eyes started with his long, ...
ROSE WYNTERS
He had to go behind bars; he had a felony.
TERRY SMITH
They float, they all float... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too.
STEPHEN KING
I once knew a man who was heir to the throne of a great kingdom, he lived as a ranger and fought his...
C. JOYBELL C.
All that he had of her was his memory, where he held every moment, every single moment that she had ...
JULIET MARILLIER
Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER
Last year, he played behind his brother [Aaron Boyce] and Blake [Solomon]. Now it's his time to step...
DEAN MONTZINGO
He who can follow his own will is a king
IRISH SAYINGS
God is fond of you. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. If He had a refrigerator, your pi...
MAX LUCADO
I heard that Stephen King doesn't sleep well,... so I gues that he doesn't sleep well from his imagi...
DEYTH BANGER
The Joker that Christopher Nolan created in 'The Dark Knight' had the scar across his mouth,...
THE WEEKND
He had always pitched in his conversational ante, and if he had contributed infrequently thereafter,...
KIM STANLEY ROBINSON
He was the most persuasive speaker, less for his words than character behind them. He made every lis...
BARBARA W. TUCHMAN
The cover was pebbled black leather, the pages onionskin, and he opened it carefully. It was his fir...
CHARLES L. GRANT
- I tak nieźle sobie pożyłem.
- Co to za życie? – powiedział ojciec.- Nic tylko kłamstw...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
He led his regiment from behind - / He found it less exciting.
WILLIAM S. GILBERT
Last year he had a really strong first serve -- if it went in. This year he is much more consistent ...
JEFF SCHULTE
I used to think 'King Lear' was an analysis of insanity, but I don't really think it is....
IAN MCKELLEN
Every man is important is he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to r...
G. K. CHESTERTON
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.
SPENCER TRACY
FDR had failed in his effort to get America behind the war effort until Pearl Harbor, although he wa...
FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT
One minute before or after and it wouldnt of happend, is it random or fate?
MISS HANNAH HOWITT
Don King is as American as apple pie. He is America.
VING RHAMES
If you don't know one thing about Kid Rock it's that he's loyal. His band has been toget...
GABRIELLE REECE
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've ...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON
If we will disbelieve everything, because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much what...
JOHN LOCKE
I think Renteria always has been one of the premier defensive players, plus we also talk about his c...
BOBBY COX
The tree was so old, and stood there so alone, that his childish heart had been filled with compassi...
KARL OVE KNAUSGåRD
He says every time he closes his eyes, he sees that dog. It was the worst experience in my life. I'v...
CATHY TRIPLETT
A king, who rules as per the aspiration of people will naturally become popular. He will successfull...
ATHARVA VEDA
He pulled up alright, he just got a bump on the head.
JAMIE SOLYOM
A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world...
KAHLIL GIBRAN
The world's male chivalry has perished out, but women are knights-errant to the last; and, if Cervan...
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
His demands are so extreme, and he insists on them, time after time after time. It contradicts the a...
DOUGLAS A. FRASER
Most people don't know that he was the [North Wars] 'King of North Halls' his sophomore year and [he...
IAN SINCLAIR
I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, but every time I show up on set it still feels l...
ELIAS KOTEAS
He had long ago learned that society imposes insults that must be borne, comforted by the knowledge ...
MARIO PUZO
If a wise king is averse to war, he should not declare it publicly; otherwise a belligerent king wou...
DR HITESH C SHETH
I think Dr. King, if he were alive today, he wouldn't disrespect the flag or the anthem; he woul...
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE

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The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. -B.B. King.
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you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.
STEPHEN KING
There are books full of great writing that don't have very good stories. Read sometimes for the stor...
STEPHEN KING
You said 'God is cruel' the way a person who's lived his whole life on Tahiti might say 'Snow is col...
STEPHEN KING
Tak is here now, and he speaks with the voice of the older age; with the voice of the unformed.
STEPHEN KING
You have the right to remain silent,' the big cop said in his robot's voice. 'If you do not choose t...
STEPHEN KING
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
STEPHEN KING
Description begins in the writer’s imagination, but should finish in the reader’s.
STEPHEN KING
If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot.
STEPHEN KING
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12 - Jesus, did you?
STEPHEN KING
Friends don’t spy; true friendship is about privacy, too.
STEPHEN KING
During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eightie...
FLORENCE KING
People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right...
FLORENCE KING
Hurt's a reason to change, but all the hurt in the world don't change facts.
STEPHEN KING
Those colorful denizens of male despair, the Bowery bum and the rail-riding hobo, have been replaced...
FLORENCE KING
Please, we can get along here.
RODNEY KING
In its purest sense, nicknaming is an elitist ritual practiced by those who cherish hierarchy. For p...
FLORENCE KING
Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute th...
FLORENCE KING
Learn to pause... or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.
DOUG KING
America is not a democracy, it's an absolute monarchy ruled by King Kid. In a nation of immigrants, ...
FLORENCE KING
American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pa...
FLORENCE KING
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is...
STEPHEN KING
Go at it boldly, and you'll find unexpected forces closing round you and coming to your aid.
BASIL KING
Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty -- as a way of enjoying elitism wi...
FLORENCE KING
Getting your house in order and reducing the confusion gives you more control over your life. Person...
LARRY KING
Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of fundamentalist Christianity. F...
FLORENCE KING
No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can ch...
STEPHEN KING
Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
FLORENCE KING
His heart had been broken. And now all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible f...
STEPHEN KING
The vitamin has been reified. A chemical intangible originally defined as a unit of nutritive value,...
FLORENCE KING
Love didn't grow very well in place where there was only fear, just as plants didn't grow very well ...
STEPHEN KING
Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equalit...
FLORENCE KING
Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
STEPHEN KING
The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes t...
FLORENCE KING
Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. W...
FLORENCE KING