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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?


J.D. Salinger

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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGER If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
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GARY F EVANS... If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she'...
CHRIS ROCK If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six...
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CHRIS ROCK I think J.D. Salinger is correct in granting no interviews, and in making no speeches.
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NICK KINSELLA If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyf...
BETSEY JOHNSON But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start wi...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR Shes a very talented young forward who has so much potential. She can even step up another notch.
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JANE LEAVY She looks like a sweet little lamb from afar, but when you get close, you find out she skinned and a...
J.J. MCAVOY I think a girl looks good when she wakes up with nothing on her face.
JACKSON RATHBONE I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses to accentuate those features.
ZAC EFRON She looks like a sweet little lamb from afar, but when you get close, you find out she skinned and a...
J.J. MCAVOY She's such a dear friend. She's shares herself with everybody. If she sees a need, she meets it.
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LAUREN MYRACLE I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the fi...
GILDA RADNER They didn't have very far to fall--I knew just being a girl in the world handicapped your ability to...
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GIRL A I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.
JULIE GARWOOD When you present different looks, it gives them something to adjust to, and I don't know if they mad...
BRYANT YOUNG The world is a beautiful place
to be born into
if you don't mind happiness
not always...
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Nobody knows you, and nobody gives a damn.
GANG OF FOUR Even though Cammie is fluent in fourteen languages and capable of killing a man seven different ways...
ALLY CARTER If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basic...
B.J. NOVAK A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD She is so lovely she could kill you without you even noticing it. A monster girl who knows when to k...
CAMERON JACE She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And that’s important—you know
MARILYN MONROE The nice girl meets a guy and acts like she joined a cult. In the beginning, a guy might ask her wha...
SHERRY ARGOV A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.
FLANN O'BRIEN That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER When I have said "If Only", I realised what precious a moment have slipped away.
SANDRA AMARTEY If our eyes were fully attuned like a camera or better the wanders that we would actually see would ...
GARY F EVANS... For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
CRAIG GROESCHEL Precious Child... nothing matters but the moment. There might be no tomorrow and even if there is, n...
JUDY BLUME If you ask men about their body image, they will tell you they look better than they do. And if you ...
GLORIA STEINEM She came out late and she has only participated in three or four meets. I expected her to do well.
SARA SALINAS We could have been the greatest love story ever told.

If only you'd stayed in character.
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ROBERT ORBEN If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a g...
CHARLES BARKLEY If she's wearing a skirt, this means she's confident. If she smokes, she's got a bad-girl streak.
CHRISTOPHER CURTIS Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?” “I’m nothing special. I’m drowning,” I...
IF I WAKE I’d scream, but I have no voice. The bullies stole it from me
IF I WAKE You said I don’t exist in one life. What if each of these lives are designed to teach you a lesson...
IF I WAKE I’m William James Carter. My friends call me Will,” he says. “I’m Lucy Janette Phillips,” ...
IF I WAKE I thought I could play at a higher level. And I wanted to get a better education.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY I will go across the middle and make a catch. I want to show them I have mental toughness.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY He had no clue who I was.
IF RICHARD KIRTLEY She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
IF I WAKE If they ask you about me, tell them “She was the only girl who loved me with honesty, and I broke ...
SHAHRAZAD AL-KHALIJ I enjoy being a girl.
PALOMA FAITH But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our ...
ERNIE HUDSON Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
PAT BENATAR I don't know how a fellow looks, when he meets somebody that he hasn't seen, hasn't heard of, don't ...
CHARLES PHILLIPS When I first meet a girl, I have some questions I go through if I'm interested in her. Like, if ...
BLAIR REDFORD But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our ...
ERNIE HUDSON A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
EDNA FERBER A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
EDNA FERBER A woman can look both moral and exciting - if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle
EDNA FERBER No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
PARIS HILTON Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up w...
RICK POLITO Plant ‘if’ and ‘when’ and you will grow ‘nothing’.
VIKRANT PARSAI If you ever needed a Desiree Campos on your team, it's this year. She is someone who fully understan...
BRANDON GRAHAM Sometimes I did feel like I came from a different tribe. I was not like my outgoing, ironic dad or m...
GAYLE FORMAN If you meet a girl, you meet a girl. It's normal, so if you exchange numbers, whatevs, it's ...
ZAYN MALIK If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't tak...
RANA MAGDY I'm a huge classics fan. I love Ernest Hemingway and J.D. Salinger. I'm that guy who rereads...
JOHN KRASINSKI If you see when you are about to check out it says enter promotional code if any...that gives you a ...
EDGAR DWORSKY They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things pe...
CAROLE GEITHNER Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like...
JOHN BARRYMORE call out if you need a hand. if she looks like she's going to have you, i'll sneak up behind her and...
ERIN HUNTER It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you
KIN HUBBARD The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has a cleavage; they ought to worry if she has...
MARILYN MONROE If you consider that PeopleSoft and J.D. Edwards put together the best financing approach when they ...
JIM FINN If you consider that PeopleSoft and J.D. Edwards put together the best financing approach when they ...
JIM FINN I heard a great story recently, I love telling it, of a little girl who was in a drawing lesson, she...
SIR KEN ROBINSON [It was certainly a story of girl meets boy at Chanel.] This story is all about what would happen if...
KARL LAGERFELD Shes become the heart and soul of the team. Shes the true center half weve been missing the five yea...
EVA LANG Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The ...
D.J. MACHALE If I felt like a fish out of water in my family, I felt like a fish on Mars in Adam’s circle.
GAYLE FORMAN If only…the saddest words in the English language.
KRISTAN HIGGINS I meant it to be jokey, but it came out sounding bitter
GAYLE FORMAN You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
SALLY GARDNER Boy meets Girl, So What?
BERTOLT BRECHT In the fairy tales, the poor girl smiles when she becomes a princess. Right now, I don't know if I'l...
VICTORIA AVEYARD Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Within five minutes of the transfusion he declared her ou...
JEFFREY EUGENIDES If you're an unattractive girl who's trying to be beautiful with Botox, forget it. If you ar...
STEVIE NICKS If art's a seismographic project, when that project meets with failure, failure must become the subj...
CHRIS KRAUS Anyway, shes still getting to know you," Mike says. "Chicks are like that. They base how much tey li...
SUSANE COLASANTI If you live in a free country, you don't have to support a god damn thing.
JEFFREY FISCHER I like being a Girl Scout.
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J.D. SALINGER He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
J.D. SALINGER Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif...
J.D. SALINGER You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logi...
J.D. SALINGER If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable...
J.D. SALINGER Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things ...
J.D. SALINGER We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with ...
J.D. SALINGER Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousa...
J.D. SALINGER If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.
J.D. SALINGER People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it.
J.D. SALINGER Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—...
J.D. SALINGER I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l...
J.D. SALINGER If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev...
J.D. SALINGER It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin...
J.D. SALINGER I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout...
J.D. SALINGER I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
J.D. SALINGER It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
J.D. SALINGER Sleep tight, ya morons!
J.D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J.D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor...
J.D. SALINGER Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package.
J.D. SALINGER Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield
J.D. SALINGER She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th...
J.D. SALINGER One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say...
J.D. SALINGER You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t...
J.D. SALINGER But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo...
J.D. SALINGER Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the...
J.D. SALINGER Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
J.D. SALINGER We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw...
J.D. SALINGER -Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt...
J.D. SALINGER If you're not in
the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
J.D. SALINGER I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
J.D. SALINGER There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ...
J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy
J.D. SALINGER Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o...
J.D. SALINGER O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ...
J.D. SALINGER People always think something's all true.
J.D. SALINGER It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you...
J.D. SALINGER Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
J.D. SALINGER Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd...
J.D. SALINGER I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does.
J.D. SALINGER American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President.
PIERRE SALINGER