If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

The American people, taken one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the middle ages