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I invented the internet.
AL GORE
That's why the good Lord invented the Internet,
HARRY SHEARER
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as, Candle ma...
NEWT GINGRICH
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as "candle ma...
NEWT GINGRICH
I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly inven...
KEN MACLEOD
What good is [Al] Gore if he can't beat Bush? I mean, Gore is beating Gore.
RALPH NADER
If you guys are upset that Al Gore is endorsing me, attack me, don't attack Al Gore, ... I think Al ...
HOWARD DEAN
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
JOHN CLEESE
Only Al Gore can beat Al Gore, ... it won't matter who wins.
RALPH NADER
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
CHARLES H. DUELL
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
CHARLES H. DUELL
Everything that can be invented has been invented
CHARLES H. DUELL
Everything that can be invented, has been invented. - 1899.
CHARLES H. DUELL
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
JOHN CLEESE
I obviously invented Solipsism
DEAN CAVANAGH
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
ANONYMOUS
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
JACQUES DEVAL
Al Gore thinks he is entitled to your votes. Al Gore thinks that we're supposed to be helping him ge...
RALPH NADER
I invented the historical spy novel.
ALAN FURST
I invented the cordless extension cord.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I have invented the Thermometer style.
JOSEF ALBERS
I invented the cordless extension cord.
STEPHEN WRIGHT
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
I think the Gore campaign has made an enormous issue of the fact that George is not smart, ... Did A...
BARBARA BUSH
Al eens geprobeerd een huis te (laten) bouwen zonder bouwtekeningen? Probeer dan ook geen website te...
HEDWYG VAN GROENENDAAL
Movies were invented for Jimmy Cagney, and he was invented for the movies. A perfect match.
CLINT EASTWOOD
I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it’s practice for sociopaths.
LISA SCOTTOLINE
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have i...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
It is no coincidence that the growth of modern tyrants has in every case been heralded by the growth...
HENRY A. WALLACE
We must not tolerate oppressive government or industrial oligarchy in the form of monopolies and car...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of publi...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The dangerous American fascist is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way wh...
HENRY A. WALLACE
Our chemical and other manufacturing concerns are all too often ready to let the Germans have Latin ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The symptoms of fascist thinking are colored by environment and adapted to immediate circumstances. ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
A fascist is one whose lust for money or power is combined with such an intensity of intolerance tow...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The fascists in most Latin American countries tell the people that the reason their wages will not b...
HENRY A. WALLACE
It has been claimed at times that our modern age of technology facilitates dictatorship.
HENRY A. WALLACE
Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so tha...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. T...
HENRY A. WALLACE
There are probably several hundred thousand if we narrow the definition to include only those who in...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The myth of fascist efficiency has deluded many people.
HENRY A. WALLACE
Most American fascists are enthusiastically supporting the war effort. They are doing this even in t...
HENRY A. WALLACE
Monopolists who fear competition and who distrust democracy because it stands for equal opportunity ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
Until democracy in effective enthusiastic action fills the vacuum created by the power of modern inv...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The obvious types of American fascists are dealt with on the air and in the press. These demagogues ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
If we define an American fascist as one who in case of conflict puts money and power ahead of human ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The worldwide, agelong struggle between fascism and democracy will not stop when the fighting ends i...
HENRY A. WALLACE
What we must understand is that the industries, processes, and inventions created by modern science ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
If we put our trust in the common sense of common men and 'with malice toward none and charity f...
HENRY A. WALLACE
Fascism is a worldwide disease. Its greatest threat to the United States will come after the war, ei...
HENRY A. WALLACE
This dullness of vision regarding the importance of the general welfare to the individual is the mea...
HENRY A. WALLACE
In an effort to eliminate the possibility of any rival growing up, some monopolists would sacrifice ...
HENRY A. WALLACE
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
ALBEN W. BARKLEY
I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.
ALBEN W. BARKLEY
If this liberal potential is properly channeled, we may expect the area of freedom of the United Sta...
HENRY A. WALLACE
They are patriotic in time of war because it is to their interest to be so, but in time of peace the...
HENRY A. WALLACE
Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing ...
THOMAS R. MARSHALL
What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
THOMAS R. MARSHALL
We are no longer among the top 10 countries in terms of percentage of citizenry that have high-speed...
JOSEPH LIEBERMAN
Al Gore has won the election.
BARBRA STREISAND
If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
LONI ANDERSON
The real truths are those that can be invented
KARL KRAUS
I will win the nomination and I will beat Al Gore,
DAN QUAYLE
I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?
RYAN LILLY
Scotland almost invented the modern world. I mean, all of these televisions, telephones, penicillin,...
NICOLA STURGEON
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
DAN QUAYLE
So you want crazy? I invented crazy...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE
I've been waiting over 40 years to come to Cyprus, and it has not disappointed - the birthplace ...
JOE BIDEN
If you need more than 10 rounds to hunt, and some argue they hunt with that many rounds, you shouldn...
JOE BIDEN
Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill.
MIKE PENCE
If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ou...
MIKE PENCE
I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put...
JOE BIDEN
You know, my Grandpop Finnegan used to have an expression: he used to say, 'Joey, the guy in Oly...
JOE BIDEN
In my home state of Indiana, we prove every day that you can build a growing economy on balanced bud...
MIKE PENCE
Budgets are moral documents. Federal funding should reflect the priorities and the values of the maj...
MIKE PENCE
Negative campaigning is wrong.
MIKE PENCE
I love that Cadillac ATS!
JOE BIDEN
Well, I think the reality is that as you study - when President Kennedy cut marginal tax rates, when...
MIKE PENCE
For any young democracy, the most difficult but important step is burying the legacy of tyranny and ...
JOE BIDEN
While that amendment failed, human cloning continues to advance and the breakthrough in this unethic...
MIKE PENCE
Here in Indiana, we run a nationally-recognized program called the Healthy Indiana Plan. The Healthy...
MIKE PENCE
What is real is that adultery destroys tens of thousands of families every year across America. What...
MIKE PENCE
People should not be in a position where their children have access to weapons and ammunition.
JOE BIDEN
Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his...
JOE BIDEN
No, I've always been impressed with the tremendous resilience of the American economy. I think o...
DICK CHENEY
The American economy has been built and sustained by risk-taking entrepreneurs whose pioneering idea...
MIKE PENCE
The 21st century is going to be the American century. Because we lead not only by the example of our...
JOE BIDEN
A campaign ought to demonstrate the basic human decency of the candidate. That means your First Amen...
MIKE PENCE
Presumptuous for me to say, but at least - at a minimum - I've been able to influence the direct...
JOE BIDEN
Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN
One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN
Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN
I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'
MIKE PENCE
No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN
We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN
To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, ad...
MIKE PENCE
Sadly, embryonic stem cell research is completely legal in this country and has been going on at uni...
MIKE PENCE
I know I'm not supposed to like muscle cars, but I like muscle cars.
JOE BIDEN

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The message was that ... fathers can go ahead and have children, but they don't have to raise the ch...
DAN QUAYLE
Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a -it is diffe...
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The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive.
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It wasn't easy, ... I didn't expect to lose, didn't think that we would lose. And we obviously didn'...
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Look it, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? As...
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The United States can take the lead when it comes to air power. The United States can take the lead ...
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Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is ver...
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I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.
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It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Ru...
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What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true th...
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When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But...
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We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Re...
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When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's...
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It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 th...
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I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
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If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'...
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Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You ...
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