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If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?


Andy Dingley

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ANDY PICK I am hoping the four new players can bring in some energy and fresh enthusiasm because they do not h...
ANDY PICK It's a little transition time for me, going from playing every day to figuring out how to stay sharp...
ANDY PHILLIPS It's great for those guys and they're taking advantage of it. It's a big head start for them. The WB...
ANDY PHILLIPS The main KLA elements are cooperating, but we don't know what fringe elements are out there,
ANDY PHILLIPS At Faulkner we have a junior varsity and varsity team, which gives the players experience and time t...
ANDY PRIOLA We are very proud to add Blake Dunaway to our Faulkner club. He represents what we want as a basebal...
ANDY PRIOLA I can't say anything bad about his performance. Justin threw an incredible game and their pitcher di...
ANDY PRIOLA Now things are moving a little bit harder and trying to get this engine that's designed to run on so...
ANDY POMEROY