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Walter Moers

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wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)?
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We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.
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If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.
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If possible, be funny.
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The things that are truly funny were never really intended to be funny at all.
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I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.
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We were up 5-3 and lost, and it's rare that (Walter) loses a set 6-3.
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
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"I'm, uh, acting normal."
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It's not so bad."
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If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
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It's like what you and I would do if we went out to a dinner show kind of thing.
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If you can't be funny, be interesting.
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It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.
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The most challenging aspect is the flatness. We need to create positive drainage.
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This would be like sitting down at dinner and eating only vitamins instead of having a meal.
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I put myself through college playing pool.
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This hunger for profits causes great misery for the people.
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It is the most important contribution we can make to speeding up reunification.
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Gifts fall from heaven only in fairy tales.
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Paper and ink are all but trash, if I cannot find the thought which the writer did think.
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A rusty nail placed near a faithful compass, will sway it from the truth, and wreck the argosy.
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Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the duties of life.
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Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
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To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.
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Look back, and smile on perils past.
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The Sundance Institute has been vital to the film communities of Latin America.
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So when I was very young, I longed for Brazil.
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I'm much more interested in living specific experiences in films.
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I went to Cuba maybe eight or nine times.
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A filmmaker can never be distant from his roots.
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The Peruvian faces are completely different from that faces in Argentina and in Brazil.
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I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death.
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A scientist who cannot prove what he has accomplished, has accomplished nothing.
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Tired minds don't plan well. Sleep first, plan later.
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This I know; the spirit of Man cannot be stopped.
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There's no term to the work of a scientist.
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Christianity is in its nature revolutionary.
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Every generation tries to put its doctrine on a high shelf where the children can not reach it.
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Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
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I try to run on the hottest days, at the hottest time, because that's the most difficult time. A...
WALTER PAYTON
All people, regardless of whether they're athletes or not, should treat people the way they want...
WALTER PAYTON
If I'm going to get hit, why let the guy who's going to hit me get the easiest and best shot...
WALTER PAYTON
Running alone is the toughest. You get to the point where you have to keep pushing yourself.
WALTER PAYTON
There were high school coaches such as Charles Boston that took me under his wing and taught me the ...
WALTER PAYTON
You look at a Pete Rose to be the terrific athlete he is and then he falls on hard times, but when h...
WALTER PAYTON
I wanted to be a professional drummer.
WALTER PAYTON
During the off-season when you see other people playing in the Super Bowl, you wonder, and you say t...
WALTER PAYTON
When you speak of role models, when we talk to our kids, everybody is a role model, everyone, just a...
WALTER PAYTON
I want to be remembered like Pete Rose. 'Charlie Hustle.' I want people to say, 'Whereve...
WALTER PAYTON
God's been very good to me. I'm truly blessed.
WALTER PAYTON
Remember, tomorrow is promised to no one.
WALTER PAYTON
I developed my training routine going into my senior year at Jackson State. I found this sandbank by...
WALTER PAYTON
If you could go back and change things, you might not be the person you are right now.
WALTER PAYTON
Never die easy. Why run out of bounds and die easy? Make that linebacker pay. It carries into all fa...
WALTER PAYTON
Most important thought, if you love someone, tell him or her, for you never know what tomorrow may h...
WALTER PAYTON
For art comes to you proposing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as th...
WALTER PATER
To regard all things and principles of things as inconstant modes or fashions has more and more beco...
WALTER PATER
And the fifteenth century was an impassioned age, so ardent and serious in its pursuit of art that i...
WALTER PATER
A counted number of pulses only is given to us of a variegated, dramatic life. How may we see in the...
WALTER PATER
With myself, how to pass time becomes sometimes the question - unavoidably, though it strikes me as ...
WALTER PATER
In a sense it might even be said that our failure is to form habits: for, after all, habit is relati...
WALTER PATER
The service of philosophy, of speculative culture, towards the human spirit, is to rouse, to startle...
WALTER PATER