If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

I was the nasty one that sat in the toilets and smoked-and made the other girls cry

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

My mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on.

It's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle, girls!

My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors.