If government were as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.


Kin Hubbard

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TIM REED
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LYNN OLSON
It turns out we were all wrong, and that is most disturbing.
DAVID KAY
This disconnect ... is beyond disturbing. It's shocking.
JOSEPH LIEBERMAN
We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY
The idea of the extreme makeover is disturbing.
JANICE DICKINSON
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Please handle this situation. This is extremely disturbing to me.
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ANNE RICE
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HERBERT HOOVER
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one of most disturbing developments of the war.
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I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Obviously, we find that to be very disturbing.
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This is more disturbing than a woman with short hair wearing a dress.
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SEAN MCCORMACK
It's very disturbing to hear these things this far into this process.
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EHUD BARAK
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
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DEYTH BANGER
It's just very disturbing that someone would do such a thing to an individual.
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It would be treated as though it were a new business.
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extremely serious and deeply disturbing.
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To be afraid is to behave as if the truth were not true.
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the most exciting, or perhaps disturbing, finding.
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Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt.
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You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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All the world loves a good loser.
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
KIN HUBBARD
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARD
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
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... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.
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The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him
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The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
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Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Everything comes to him who waits but a loaned book.
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KIN HUBBARD
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KIN HUBBARD
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KIN HUBBARD
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KIN HUBBARD
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
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KIN HUBBARD
If at first you do succeed, don't take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARD
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Nobuddy ever fergits where he buried a hatchet
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KIN HUBBARD
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed
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It's the good loser who finally loses out.
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KIN HUBBARD
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KIN HUBBARD
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The world gels better every day--then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
KIN HUBBARD
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really in...
KIN HUBBARD
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARD
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARD
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD
If there is anything that a public servant hates to do it's something for the public
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best
KIN HUBBARD
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good
KIN HUBBARD
When some fellows decide to retire nobody knows the difference
KIN HUBBARD
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations
KIN HUBBARD
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst
KIN HUBBARD
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it
KIN HUBBARD
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest
KIN HUBBARD
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag
KIN HUBBARD
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one
KIN HUBBARD
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARD
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
KIN HUBBARD
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store
KIN HUBBARD
It's the good loser who finally loses out
KIN HUBBARD
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
KIN HUBBARD
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in sch...
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it
KIN HUBBARD
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper
KIN HUBBARD
A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
KIN HUBBARD
Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid
KIN HUBBARD
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
KIN HUBBARD
Tilford Moots wuz over t' the' Henryville poor farm th' other day t' see an ole friend o' his thet u...
KIN HUBBARD
If Rockyfeller could eat he wouldn't be so rich
KIN HUBBARD
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet
KIN HUBBARD
We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate
KIN HUBBARD
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation
KIN HUBBARD
Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense
KIN HUBBARD
Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better
KIN HUBBARD
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
KIN HUBBARD
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstra...
KIN HUBBARD
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spir...
KIN HUBBARD
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them
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When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money
KIN HUBBARD
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republica...
KIN HUBBARD
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on
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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
FRANK MCKINNY "KIN" HUBBARD