If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer";

I am alive today because I had advance warning about kidney disease. When I was eleven years old, I was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes.

Today the market caught the double-dip disease. Recent economic data, like yesterday's [Tuesday's] consumer confidence number, seems to corroborate opinion about deceleration in growth.

We had a Top 20 car today.

Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.