If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation.

I love J. K. Rowling. If I could meet any person, I would meet her.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

If I could remember the names of all these particles, I'd be a botanist.