If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?”
“If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.

I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence.

If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers," said Tyrion, too loudly.