If I do my full duty, the rest will take care of itself.
General George S. Patton
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engine inside of me which is pounding, sa...
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victory.
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GEORGE S. PATTON A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
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GEORGE S. PATTON A good plan violently executed today is better than a perfect plan executed tomorrow.
GEORGE S. PATTON Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
GEORGE S. PATTON Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. Do your duty as you see it, and damn the consequences.
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. Better to fight for something than live for nothing.
GEORGE S. PATTON JR. Pressure makes diamonds
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom
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GEORGE S. CLASON When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
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GEORGE S. ARUNDALE I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
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GEORGE S. KAUFMAN Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
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PATTON OSWALT Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale...
RIPLEY PATTON The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�...
GARY PATTON Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
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