If I don't seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

If you can't (or won't) sort mail, where is the proof that you can do anything?

Wait long enough, and people will surprise and impress you.

I always thought every day was a gift, but now I am looking for where to send the thank you note.

Anyone who knows me well will tell you that arrogance is one of my flaws.