If I ever solve this problem, I'd like to emblazon my coffin with this number,

That may solve the problem.

You can't solve a dignity problem with military force.

I can't be part of your equation. But I rather want to solve your problems.

If you have problem in your life, help enough people to solve their problem. You will get rid of your problem in short time. It works.

Personal accounts don't solve that problem,