If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.