If I know what love is, it is because of you.

In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, getting rich, and whipping servants. But you have to shoot him in the end.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.

Marriage is love personified