If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!

Life is like a toothpaste tube; we think we are squeezing it from the bottom, but it always get wasted at from the top.

Sometimes it comes out violently and sometimes it oozes out like a tube of toothpaste. And that's what it's doing right now.

Pre-packaged lunchmeat, some vegetables, a salad -- with the new dietary guidelines, we need 2 and a half cups of greens a day.

Not to be too detailed, but I've had an ectopic pregnancy, miscarriages and I've had fertility treatments. I've done all the stuff you can possibly do to try get pregnant.