If I were asked to describe the difference between the sexes in the gay world, I would say that the men wanted to be amused; the girls sought vindication

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy

The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen

Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up

I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn’t automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms leprechaun was not necessarily a homosexual. The Care Bear with the rainbow on his tummy did not have a life partner. He didn’t even have genitals. (6)

I've never been with men, ever. . . I'm gay-blooded.