If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If it's marketed right, you'll buy it. But...if it's real, you'll feel it

Are some women and children going to die? Yeah. But it's doing the right thing. You got money, you sit around talking about peace. People who don't have money need some help.

'I only got two beers left. 'You can have one.' How nice is that?

At this point, I don't even care.

He's the idiot because it's out. I'm holding him responsible.

What perfect timing. I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him.