If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.