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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
PHYLLIS DILLER If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
PHYLLIS DILLER You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT The fact is that we wouldn't be in Iraq if it weren't for Democrats like Senator Kerry.
HOWARD DEAN If architects weren't arrogant, they wouldn't be architects. I don't know a modest good ...
PHILIP JOHNSON If it weren't for painting, I wouldn't live; I couldn't bear the extra strain of things.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN I'm sure I wouldn't have been asked to judge the Man Booker if it weren't for 'Downt...
DAN STEVENS Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller...
JILL DAVIS A big problem for me was opening for Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park, two bands that wouldn't exist ...
CHINO MORENO If it weren't for the Internet, WWE probably wouldn't even know my name. If I had to rely on...
DANIEL BRYAN If it weren't for the mentorship and guidance from people like my mother, James Brown and others...
AL SHARPTON Everything I do is for my parents, None of this matters without them. If it weren't for them, I ...
J. R. SMITH If it weren't for radio programs like 'The George Jarkesy Show,' no one would know about...
EDWARD KLEIN I'm thankful for the incredible advances in medicine that have taken place during my lifetime. I...
BILLY GRAHAM If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wou...
JOEY ADAMS 'The Sopranos' all came down to the writing. I wouldn't have been on for as long as I wa...
JAMES GANDOLFINI I just love putting on the uniform; it's what I have done since I was 6 or 7 years old. It's...
STEVE FINLEY All of us are mad. If it weren't for the fact every one of us is slightly abnormal, there wouldn...
UGO BETTI I don't know what I'd do if I was making a romantic comedy; I wouldn't feel like I was e...
DANIELLE HARRIS Frankie Muniz is amazing at everything he does. Many people don't know that he can play the pian...
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out wha...
JOHNNY CASH Snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef, I saw something - I don't know what it was to this day. My mi...
VING RHAMES I know throughout my childhood, there were many times I couldn't stand being a 'Jr.' I w...
FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. When one deals with stars, he is dealing with intelligent people. If they weren't intelligent, t...
GEORGE CUKOR When you go back and look at American history, it's not terribly different from Canadian history...
ALAN GREENSPAN I don't know if we will really have a doomsday for human beings, but if we did, to me, it wouldn...
PETER HELLER It would be a great vacation to act in a movie if I weren't directing it. But to do it while you...
SYDNEY POLLACK Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN Walt Disney wasn't making films for kids. Neither were the Muppets. A lot of the great, really c...
PETE DOCTER That iPad you just bought. Do you care that it cost a few pence to manufacture? No. It's cost yo...
IAN WATSON If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a sh...
SAMANTHA BEE The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's grea...
BILLY EVANS If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work...
YOGI BERRA Nothing matters more than your health. Healthy living is priceless. What millionaire wouldn't pa...
PETER DIAMANDIS You think that being a girl is degrading, but secretly, you'd love to know what it's like, w...
CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author,...
NED VIZZINI I wouldn't know how to think inside the box because I don't even know where it is. I wouldn&...
WARIS AHLUWALIA I never know what it's going to look like. Wouldn't be much point in painting if I already k...
PETER WRIGHT If you said 'Boo' to me, I wouldn't sleep for two weeks! I don't like scary movies.
BINDI IRWIN Like most fans of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' I wouldn't know a pasodoble if it beat m...
ROB SHEFFIELD I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
GEORGE CLOONEY She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
ELSA LANCHESTER I feel like everything I wear is a favorite thing. I wouldn't wear something if I didn't lov...
DAKOTA JOHNSON What we don't know can't hurt us.
JOHN SCALZI If I didn't have to do it, I wouldn't have done it. If I had a million bucks in the bank, I ...
CLAUDIA CHRISTIAN I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has th...
DAVID ARCHULETA If I had to describe myself, I wouldn't use words like 'hero.' I wouldn't use 'p...
EDWARD SNOWDEN I wouldn't know a good script if it bit me in the face.
TIM BURTON I don't want to look back and be like, 'You had it all, and you weren't even present for...
MACKLEMORE If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen r...
JOHNNY CARSON I don't know if I would've had the opportunity to be on 'Wizards of Waverly Place' i...
SELENA GOMEZ I work for women. I only think for them. If I didn't like women, I wouldn't do this job.
AZZEDINE ALAIA If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
GEORGE GOBEL I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.
MARSHALL MCLUHAN That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran...
BILL LEE I remember cleaning boots at Millwall on £250 a week and feeling like a millionaire. I'd m...
TIMOTHY F. CAHILL I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, becau...
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH Kids don't know what life was like without cell phones.
JERRY DELLA FEMINA If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
EARL WILSON It's hard for people sometimes to relate to me. They weren't in the military, they weren'...
J. R. MARTINEZ You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw...
JOHN MADDEN I wouldn't say there isn't a direct path to a successful career. There are people who knew e...
CLAYTON M. CHRISTENSEN I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my ...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS I wouldn't mind being in an American film for a laugh, but I certainly don't want to be in T...
AUDREY TAUTOU The greatest of the greats wouldn't be the greatest of the greats if they didn't try stuff, ...
ZENDAYA Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
STEPHEN HAWKING If I didn't want to work for a couple of years, I wouldn't have to-it's a great feeling,...
TRACEY EMIN I don't play villainy. I wouldn't even know how to play it.
KEVIN SPACEY You would knowa, that a little smile wouldn't hurt.
DEYTH BANGER I see too many celebrity kids who can't sing. If you don't have it, give it up, because peop...
CHARLES KELLEY We will go on tour, that will be a boost for me. After that I can focus on LaToya. If I didn't h...
LATOYA LONDON I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the ...
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a mult...
MICHAEL MOORE I've been a minimalist my whole life, even if you wouldn't know it from my office.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I love kids. But that's such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitmen...
ELLEN DEGENERES If you don't like the way the Atlanta Braves are playing then you don't like baseball.
CHUCK TANNER I know that, for me, I need to try to cover myself while breastfeeding so that no one snaps a pictur...
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't kn...
RUE MCCLANAHAN If it wasn't for the TLC story, many artists would not have smartened up, and you wouldn't h...
DREW SIDORA I'd always need a creative outlet. But sometimes, I do fantasize what my life would be like if I...
JODIE FOSTER I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a p...
JEAN PATOU Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
AL BOLISKA If you weren't a risk-taker, you were always going to be a step behind. You could be the best cy...
TYLER HAMILTON Like so many American families, our families weren't asking for much. They didn't begrudge a...
MICHELLE OBAMA We definitely weren't poor growing up, but we weren't rich.
MATT KEMP I wouldn't take a directing job if I didn't think it was enriching life.
BAZ LUHRMANN If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am.
ROBERT PLANT When I am playing baseball, I give it all that I have on the ball field. When the ball game is over,...
JACKIE ROBINSON Character isn't something you were born with and can't change, like your fingerprints. It...
JIM ROHN Comedy always pushes some buttons, because it wouldn't be comedy if it didn't.
BETH BEHRS We were using a hand-held camera to film the scene when Morse collapses. The camera wouldn't sta...
JOHN THAW I wouldn't know how to handle serenity if somebody handed it to me on a plate.
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I don't know that many Australian actors in Los Angeles, but there are a few of us. I mean, we k...
XAVIER SAMUEL I think I have the right to know what Steve Forbes paid in taxes - I don't think there should be...
ESTHER DYSON It used to be that film stars didn't want to do TV, and actors weren't singing, and singers ...
TIKA SUMPTER If I weren't the way I am, I shouldn't write my symphonies.
GUSTAV MAHLER My feeling is that the judge has a responsibility to the Constitution first, precedent second. Prece...
RICK SANTORUM If 'Deadwood' had gone on another two years, I wouldn't have got as many movies made.
IAN MCSHANE The only way I get a leading role in a studio picture is if Ryan Gosling can't play it, which is...
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PHYLLIS MCGINLEY In my early life, and probably even today, it is not sufficiently understood that a child's educatio...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders b...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of privilege, the distinguishing...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century....
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