If it's a man's world, as they say, then men, your world is a poorly run carnage fest.

They say miracles are past.

They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong.

They say never meet your heroes. But the addendum to that is 'unless they're Harrison Ford.'

Mr. Christ, I read you as an infinitely patient entity who, as they say, often works in mysterious ways, a rebel unafraid to take the tougher, less traveled paths. Seems to me you're playing the long game. Is that why more states are coming out in favor of marriage equality? Is that why the Affordable Care Act is now with us?

Don't trust everyone, especially if they say, 'Trust me.'